Liam: You Are One Day Closer To Eating Your Next Plate Of Nachos

isaac lahey never came back.

i’m suing.

monroe: you're too late, you'll never stop me now!

liam: that's where you're wrong, bitch! we will stop you with the powers of:

mason: friendship!

corey: harmony!

theo: incredible violence

liam: and love!

Scott: Okay. Say whatever comes to mind, okay?

Liam: Okay.

Scott: Summer.

Liam: Winter.

Scott: Rock.

Liam: Paper.

Scott: Theo.

Liam: Hot.

Scott: What?

Stiles: WHAT?!

Liam: What?

Puppy Pack game night

Liam: I HATE YOU

Alec: OH? WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY

Mason: Hayden, give Theo your two hundred dollars. You landed on his property.

Hayden: no! He's in jail! I'm not gonna give money to a criminal.

Lori: That's nOt HoW yOu pLAY!

Corey: Mason? Why is Lori screaming?

Mason: stfu Corey. You ain't gonna talk after stealing my last railroad!

Brett: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Theo: ME TOO. YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!

Nolan: *screaming*

Liam: urgh why is blood so hard to wash off your hands?

Liam: I JUST REALIZED HOW THAT SOUNDS AND I'D LIKE TO CLARIFY I HAD A NOSE BLEED I'M NOT A SERIAL KILLER

Mason: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood fyi

Theo:do you think if you shot hydrogen peroxide up into someone's blood stream, it'd kill them?

Corey: this house is full of murderers.

Mason: that shirt looks good on you

Theo: thank you?

Mason: I bet it would look even better on Liam's bedroom floor

Liam: Are you flirting with Theo for me??

Mason: Someone needs to Liam!

This is unnecessarily accurate

black coffee & big books

lydia: so what’s the best way to a man’s heart?

allison: between the fourth and fifth rib. that’s where i usually go. i’ll put a twist at the end if i want to make sure.

lydia: why did i even bother

Daniel Sharman ph. Emily Knecht (2020)