Monroe: You're Too Late, You'll Never Stop Me Now!

Theo: Y/N got me a ‘get better’ card

Scott: that’s nice

Scott: wait-

Scott: what happened to you?

Theo: oh, nothing. she/ he just thought I could get better

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

isaac in the group chat at three am: yall think lava would taste spicy?

boyd: isaac please don't eat lava

stiles: try it and let us know

erica: actually since it's made of molten rock, it'd probably taste very bland and dusty

isaac: thank you so fucking much erica you understand me like no one else

black coffee & big books

“Drugs? No thanks, the only high I need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.”

— Theo Raeken

I love them

Theo: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Liam: *glancing furtively around* What the hell?

Theo: *sees Scott nearby* Oh, sorry, my bad.

Theo, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?

Liam, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

Theo: Our can opener’s broken

Liam: So now it’s a can’t opener?

Theo: … I can’t believe that I fell in love with you