Give An Audience A Canon Gay Ship And They Will Be Entertained For One Season. Queerbait Them And You

The campanions comment on Shadowheart's new hairdo.

ft.

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

mfw when larian didn't include a secret Jaheira romance in patch 8 despite my delusions...gilf enjoyers are the most oppressed gamers truly

Nine-Fingers Keene. I want that woman to stab me, then fuck me, then stab me again. Then I can die slowly while watching her and Jaheira fuck each other.

lae’zel and minthara have extremely biteable ears

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BG3 Companions as Weird Old Newspaper Clippings (courtesy of yesterdaysprint)

Wyll:

Karlach:

Gale:

Halsin:

Lae'zel:

Shadowheart:

Astarion:

Jaheira:

Minsc:

Minthara:

lets go no contact with mama

Some say it's a force of cavalry, others of foot,

others of ships, but I say that the most beautiful thing

upon the black earth is whatever it is you desire.

It's easy enough to make this plain to all:

for she who was far more beautiful than any woman of mortal race,

Helen, abandoned her husband - the best of men -

and went sailing off to Troy; she remembered neither her child

nor her much-loved parents, but Aphrodite(?)

led her astray . . .

[This] has made me think of Anactoria, who isn't here.

Her step, which stirs desire, and the bright sparkle of her face,

are dearer sights to me than the chariots of Lydia,

and armed men fighting on foot.

Sappho, Fragment 16.

This is a translation by Gillian Spraggs published in 1998. http://www.gillianspraggs.com/translations/sappho16.html

Sappho and Erinna in a Garden at Mytilene, Simeon Solomon, 1864. Watercolour.

I had to drive to Baltimore (Maryland) and back today. It was a 10-hour drive round trip. I did not have a fun time. However, I did see this monstrosity:

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