Latest Posts by rancher-briar - Page 4

Does anyone know a solution for wanting to read or play one very specific thing that does, in fact, not, exist?

Totally asking for a friend and not looking for an excuse not to open another Google Docs or Sheets tab.

made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish

and a joyous one for when there is love abound

New Crow Time 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

Irony is born from honesty.

Sometimes you’ve gotta accept the monsterfucker in the room, especially if that someone is you.

*trembling* wait the bowuigi thing is ironic right……its a joke,, right??

You’re a prisoner in a fantasy world. After a week in jail for (YOUR CHOICE), your true punishment has come. Death by the Dragon’s flame. One by one, you watch men be scorched. It is finally your turn. The dragon reaches its head down, but instead of death, you get a warm lick on the forehead.

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

Actually, as a tall man, my brain stays strong thanks to being able to imagine taller and stronger men to hold be when things don’t go perfectly.

Dreemurr doodles

Larry’s just bat-shit crazy strong, so he’s a security measure against Area Zero. Thus the location of his gym.

His jobs are as an office worker (probably does filing for the E4 or something), gym leader, and E4 combat member.

Something that Larry’s “I’ll be trying my hand at flying-types” dialogue brings up is a theory I’ve had for a good while now, that Gym Leaders and E4 members don’t get to use their real teams to face trainers. They might get to pick their ace or their favorite member to theme their team around, but they have to be manageable for trainers going through their Gym Challenges. It explains why the player never becomes a gym leader or league member outside of Alola, where they’re still figuring everything out.

I think Larry managed to sweep the gym challenge and elite four with just his Staraptor, which is why it’s on both of his teams, and this both impressed and infuriated Geeta to the point of instant Gym Leader status.

Larry Dialogue that Raises my Eyebrows

Am I supposed to be getting the implication that the Elite Four battle is just a BREAK to him? Larry what are you implying, what is your 3rd job

Why does he act like he’s so inexperienced with Flying Types, when he’s been an Elite Four member (who masters their typing) for a while?!?

Why is the Treasure Eatery an option for the Player and Nemona’s final battle, and not like, any other gym?!? WHAT DOES THIS MEANNN

Whyyy is his head turned (it’s funny tbh) and whyy is Medali the closest place to Area Zero?!?! I Am Going Insane

WHY DOES GEETA NOT LIKE LARRY?! In the interview with her, Larry is the only gym leader she responds negatively to. Yet he’s a Gym Leader AND an Elite Four member- she has the power to get rid of him considering she does Gym Inspections. Like???

I know I’m probably Overthinking, but that’s just who I am and thinking about Larry makes me go insane. He’s so cryptic but SO NORMAL simultaneously

Akechi: It’s not like that…

Sojiro: Then why does he call you babygirl?

in a rush

historians will call them close friends

Every YA protagonist for either the first 5 chapters or first 2+ books of their series:

“Your powers are incredible. I’ve never seen anything quite like it.”

“Great. How do I get rid of them?”

I'm not celebrating regaining your humanity-

Sir I was on my knees for you when you were scary

I think it’d be a neat addition if after maxing out your bond with a teacher or other notable character, they have a chance to show up as an NPC helping you with a raid.

I just feel like it’d add some gameplay meaning to do the bonds, which I did enjoy doing for the stories, but they lack other practical points unless you’re going for 100% completion.

The only thing I know I want to see in the DLC is a scene, like a finale battle or something, where all the teachers you befriended and interacted with, come and help you and the Area Zero squad. I need it.

Hate that bitch.

Fucker threatened my life, called me a little bitch, then got swept by my starter that was five levels lower than his ace.

ily grusha please go get some therapy

back by popular demand, my persona thoughts the squeakquel

Domestic bowuigi thoughts, whenever Luigi either visits or in an essence 'comes home' to Bowsers Castle he naturally takes his shoes off at the door not wanting to traipse mud into his husbands house happy to trade them for the personal slippers waiting at the door for him (first time they were there for him probably nearly cried like personal slippers?? For me?? "yea of course my love you're part of the family? Are you okay?" ;~; yea just gonna cry)

However whenever he's leant over undoing his shoe laces to slip off his boots he absolutely has to contend with whichever Koopaling has heard him return running up and proceeding to smoosh and rub their face against his cap his cheek his mustache ect. They're so happy to see him they absolutely gotta smoosh their face into him! So he's there like yes yes hello I love you too I'm home as he does his boots, he's probably also started to playfully smoosh his face back against theirs. And bowser absolutely scoops him up to smoosh against him too cause gotta scent mark the hubby make him smell like home.

Basically the Koopa family are cats and this is very much based off my cat who when I'm leant over undoing my boots proceeds to rub his face against mine probably scent marking but happy to see me.

Theseus is the kind of gay dude who I’d expect to call me slurs that don’t apply, as well as those that do.

Asterius is too good for him.

While thinking about SMT monster design we love

Nue :)

If we could afford to commission a giant plush of this guy I think all our mental illnesses would be cured

I love this siblings 

Don’t mind me, just thinking about my beloved Lion Husband/Dad/Comfort-Character Ibuki (Beastars) again.

If anyone has good fics that actually involve him for an extended period of time, please share them with me. I’m desperate and need more before I go bonkers.

The only useful loading screen tip.

cats are small and you can pick them up

“Dragons respect the strong,” the dragon said. “Okay, so if that’s true why do you never attack that one old farmer outside the city.” Asked the adventurer. “I’ll repeat, Dragons respect the strong.”

your idea that Chara is representative of an average RPG player & the alarm clock dialogues revealing they were a stickler for efficiency, have lead me to the conclusion that Chara is a speedrunner

chara the speedrunner x asriel/flowey the completionist. fucked up viddy game babies but for completely opposite reasons

may i share with you the best video on the internet

t h i s

yeap

in which luigi is a schoolteacher for Junior and learns ah. interesting new things about himself when he meets the dad

If there’s one thing that the gifted fail to realize, it’s the power of the giftless.

The bully was hotshot jock and straight-A student. His hair was always perfectly curled, shimmering brilliantly like a sea of golden yarn. He always wore the same stupid fireman-red letterman’s jacket with the school’s logo on the back, embroider in white. Theseus Cordon, the perfect student.

Who would be perceived as wrong to pick on the quiet kid without any supernatural strengths. A person so small in frame and with a completely unnoticeable academic record would only boost a person’s image if they were to be compared… right?

Theseus kindly asked you to meet him in the parking lot, where he had a gift waiting for you. Naturally, seeing the hottest topic acknowledged you was an honor, so you appeared without a moment’s hesitation.

Boy howdy, was that the wrong move.

Theseus and a few of his other jock friends presented you with your family’s old car, which was already in poor shape, with headlights smashed in and “Loser” sprayed on top in black spray paint.

At the moment, you didn’t react. You simply bowed your head and walked past Theseus and the others. Things would pan out eventually…

Eventually came the next day, when you invited Theseus to meet you on the roof of the school with the rest of his friends. You said you loved the prank, though your parents were less than pleased till they heard the explanation of why their car was smashed to bits. You baked them some cookies to show no hard feelings.

At the end of the school day, Theseus and the others march out onto the rooftop of the school, not seeing anything but the gravel that covers the walled in surface. What happens next is a violent blur for everyone but you.

The door to the roof slams shut and locks, and a quick swing of a baseball bat takes out the knees of the biggest of the jocks. Before anyone can really react, you make the rounds, crushing ribs, hearts, skulls, legs, and everything inbetween. Theseus was the last of your targets, and you made sure to make his punishment painful…

Nowadays, you’re left alone, allowed to be quiet in your classes and permitted to relax safely despite being the only person without any supernatural boons.

Theseus lost control of everything south of his eyes that day, and none of his friends were anywhere to be found to explain the ace student’s terror when facing the quiet little nobody.

You are the sole normal, unpowered student at a School for the Supernaturally Gifted. You were bullied once. Once.