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Latest Posts by randomseldom - Page 3
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AVE ZWANGST&ELFEN! SEMPER DISTRACTIO!
Ultruism! ddd's moanoscope.
Latest research form the Interlactic Opinion Polling Institute shows quite nicely that semi-god ratherindeed and wannabe-peasant unc'redible are unaware of hyperpotamus' dream of shambolic nasal hairdo with matching bling socks.
Spacialistic fragilistic
Warning: Transmogrified space might harm peculiarly migrating sidents.
Siderant
Sident: Honourable title received after the end of a mandate as president.
Le president est mort, vive le sident!
New Members of the DDD!
The DDD revolutionary directory is glad to announce having been joined by a bunch of new members to the DDD!
I say:
~ Hubert de Sayne, gran pubbah of überdesign ~
and his right honourable comrade, the magnificent
~ Unc'redible, the royal jester~
and his right hand
~ Chef Rastapopoulos & Gonov ~
Indeed, rather!
etc...
Random & Seldom Episode 1. Now as an illustration!
Looks nice on your mantelpiece!
genesis
One rainy afternoon, God sat at his desk and out of nothing at all but his bored mind created curiosity.
And God sat back, admired his creation and thought: The world is great.
new 'shock & awe' poster campaign.
don't be afraid, download and print to your hearts content. It is just a tiny amount of harmless distraction.
oggiphony
ata ebtekar aka sote: saint homayun
Radical ruminative routine to rummage deeper into your rudimentary reasoning.
Lick your tongue.
Yours faithfully,
random&seldom'
for and on behalf of the revolutionary directory, a fraction of the distraction discovery division\
the effervescent poetry of a concave mind: round 01:
Philippe Starck vs. Luc Besson
french 80s90s.
supergreen & superswoosh
Shanghai
René Zäch, 2007, Holz Glas Fächer Acryllack, 65x90x25cm, Sammlung Stadt Biel/Bienne
REM
Rapid Earlobe Motion.
Uncontrolled intense flapping of the earlobes occuring during intensely distracting periods occasionally to the point of emitting a characteristic rattling noise. This goes in parallel with the release by the brain of a cocktail of confusing hormones and of the emission of somewhat baffling odorous by a gland situated just behind the ears. This effect is highly contagious and has in some instances lead to mass distractions lasting several hours and spreading according to wind directions and population density. The last recorded mass distraction occurred in 1232 A.D., during the canonization of Anthony of Padua, patron saint of lost items.
meditation v.1.1
The new 'sarcastic head contortion' method is a mostly distracting and very effective way to prepare your mind to an intense period of distraction discovery. Studies have shown that if complemented by a daily session of 'leisurely head convulsion' your distractions hunting and gathering experience might freeze curious areas of the brain to up to 97.9ºK. Which indeed is nice.
Note:
randomseldom does not take responsibility for any erratic cramps or spasmodic flapping of the earlobes.
Promotional campaign poster perview!
next fixture:
couriuzly incoherent & madly maelstuborn by the sudden arrival of randomseldom, ratherindeed will get lost next thursday in your corner shop. go help him out!
(look out for the solution just beyond the next edition of your favourite distraction)
Rocambolesque
Randomseldom emitted stoic gossip about ratherindeed's reckless snort.
Join the DDD!
Distraction Discovery Division
Help collect, measure, describe, classify, register, qualify and quantify, raise awareness of a little discussed phenomenon known as the distractions. Participate to online debates! Discover new exciting distractions!
The 21st century will be the century of distractions!
Be part of a phenomenon that will take over the planet!
Join today, and we will covertly create a bespoke random&seldom distraction for a distraction deprived area of your mind! Shiiiny!
Spread the good word and do persistently scrutinize your environment.
Yours faithfully
The randomseldom Directory
(DDD supports the Apathy Coalition charta)
Dull distractions
Honourable Reader,
Dull distractions are so underestimated.
Be a good sport and do keep an eye open for them from time to time.
Much appreciated
The management
Particle Collision!
Is it what happens in ones head when one practices spastic meditation?
LeisurelyHeadConvulsion, just do it!
And now the weather for the next 5million years.
Sunshine.
At least behind the clouds. Champagne!
elephant is the new thesaurus.
classification
cerebellum distrations. sounds better in german: Kleinhirnablenkung.
arshitecture
"Dessine-moi un espace constipé"
Darwin