is a found family required to even like each other? the answer might surprise you
I'm Meg and I'm currently about halfway through producing season one of famous audio drama KILLJAM XXX. Unfortunately my laptop is old and needs a lot of parts replaced!
I have the tools to replace the battery myself, but not the other stuff. And my hard drive is out of free space, so I can no longer back up new episodes as I produce them. SO BASICALLY- if this machine explodes, I will lose huge amounts of progress. And also like loads of important documents and programs I need for work and shit. but who cares about those. LET'S KEEP IT TO KILLJAM.
ANYWAY. HERE'S WHAT I NEED FROM YOU:
200 DOLLARYDOOS FOR A NEW PORTABLE HARD DRIVE. This is the most important part, because I have an old desktop at my dad's house that I can use. but in order to use it for killjams I need to back up my laptop. and to do that. I need. a new portable hard drive.
1500 DOLLARYDOOS FOR A NEW LAPTOP. I am going to try and replace my macbok battery myself. but I'm kinda stupid so I might fuck it up. and ifixit doesn't sell speakers for this model. and professional repairs are expensive. so if I explode my computer with battery acid I will just need to nut up and get a new laptop.
If this sounds like lots of money please remember that those are AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS.
Anyway! If you'd like to help me out, I'm megsothoth on kofi! And I take commissions too- DM me for details!
I want to eat chocolate covered scorpion from Vat Nineteen Dot Com
Guys..... Please listen to Roy Kaplan. This show has so much love and effort poured into it over a long (& very worth the length) production time, AND EVERY EPISODE HAS ITS OWN ILLUSTRATION!!??? I MEAN COME ON!!!!!! IM GRINNING LIKE A MANIAC!!!!!!! If I was a billionaire I would reward that with one ZILLION dollars (I stole an additional trillion to get to a zillion, from my billion. We all know rich people steal). You know how much I love illustration (if u know me... or I suppose that's fairly obvious, but I digress) Anyways the performances are so fun & the story is fantastic, and the creator/production is so so very kind, pls give this audio drama the love it so very much deserves – there isn't much to get thru listening-wise, and u will not be disappointed. Again thank u for letting me be a part of this in general, I AM SO HONORED. I'm shaking around little pompoms for ROY KAPLAN!!!!
Episode 10, Doctor's Orders, drops tomorrow, Saturday at 6PM CST! This week, Roy gets into a spot of trouble while investigating a missing person...
If you want to listen to Doctor's Orders and chat live with other listeners, come join us for the premiere:
If you missed it, you can listen to/read transcripts for the previous episode, Calling Card, on my website (or your favored podcast aggregator of choice). I also wrote a short commentary blog post about it if you like that sort of thing! You can find the full episode listing on the Out of Sight page.
And as always, if you want to chat about Roy Kaplan, feel free to comment on YouTube, send asks, or come join us on Discord!
Listened to the newest episode 3 times at work yesterday and dropped everything to write my reaction. Minimum wage = minimum effort......... but maximum effort for the Kingmaker Histories. Spoilers below for EP 27.... THERE'S MORE WAYS TO GO ON A TRIP THAN TO USE A VAN!!!!!!!!!
• LOOOVE Bradley Gareth AND Liz Morey's PERFORMANCES AS MARGO AND HOLZMANN SOOOO MUCH These characters are written so so so evil (love them!!! Just don’t want them to be real, THANK YOU!!!!) and their acting makes me shit myself. OBSESSED PER USHE w/ every performance in Kingmaker • One of the best openings in the show's history I’m sorry but Ariadne showing up bareass and then rapidly eating papers and then turning into a rat and then a bird and breaking a window is so fucking funny LOVE HER • “But!!! It’s my birthday!!!” Colette…. 🥺🎂🎂🎂 <- That’s her • “Leave. LEAVE FASTER” LMFAO • Telesphore’s “WHAT??!!! …. GIVE ME A MIRROR. Oh IM HIDEOUS” THE DELIVERY WAS SO FUNNY. I love Eisen and Colette giggling in the BG. I love these 3 so much there is so much funny real chemistry. How many times can I say I love Iyer Winterlich and Co. 1092728192727818 times. Infinity times. • Eisen’s startled “AAOUGH” BEFORE FINDING THE FINGER IN HIS POCKET GOT ME TOO • “Better make ur move or I’m gonna go become a nun or something”. Colette’s (heavy-quotes) “old” freak out…… She went to the beach that makes you old…. ALSO “I’m like an amoeba!” ALSO ALSO “All I’ve accomplished in the past 12 months is a whole lot of stealing a domestic terrorism!!!!” Technically an achievement Colette • When are we getting a full blown illust of Telesphore dressed up like rye bread • “The boxes they come in are really cute tho, can I look at it again” amazing delivery by Blythe yet again • SHE’S EXTREMELY CORRUPTIBLE! • THE DRUG TRIP AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN HAS TO BE ONE OF MY FAV PARTS OF THE EP before it all goes south…. Quite literally for Colette (Hell). The pink and the blue make an absolutely mental shade of purple 😈👾💜💟🚺🎆🍇 🌊 🌊 🌊 I would listen to a whole hour+ of the three of them just (positively) tripping out. Also the sfx go hard. I love listening to this w earbuds. If I tried the thimbledrops I’d let them trip sit me. Actually I wouldn’t let Colette trip sit me because she’d make me have a panic attack but Eisen and Telesphore would go hard. (Sorry gurl) Actually maybe just Telesphore. Yeah. Only Telesphore • “That he has to promoze— … that he has to propose to me” BEST DELIVERY. Also I LOVVVEEEE how “I feel weird” sounds. COLETTE FEELS WEIRD!!!!! • THE “IMPS/DEMONS CHORTLING AND MAKING FUN OF COLETTE” SCENE IS MY FAVORITE IM PREDICTABLE. I LOOOVE THEIR VOICES SO MUCH. “DEFINITELY HELL!!!!!!!!!!” 👹👹👹 • Dead But Not Really Telesphore. He is resting, he is at peace. He is being harassed by teenagers who carry razors and shaving cream for oddly-specific situations such as these. I love that he says “Oh, and it’s uneven” Telesphore I manifest a barber 💈 will give u a free haircut and trim next time you get high as a kite and look half-dead • MISKA 👹 • “Oh Colette dont be so modest” HI SATAN, AWESOME DELIVERY. Still love that his voice is her dads. Is this a safe space. Why’s he hot. I suppose it’s because he’s in hell. But also metaphorically. Colette’s demon dilf • “I thought I was a soufflé, and that any sudden noise would make me deflate” THIS TELESPHORE LINE IS THE FUNNIEST MOST TELESPHORE CODED LINE IN THE WORLD • Her 26th birthday was much less terrible 🥺🥺🥺 • I’m scared of Holzmann I WAS AT PEACE AND HAPPY W THE TRIO’S FUNNY RESOLUTION AND YOU RIP IT FROM UNDER ME!!!!! YOU LEAVE ME WITH HOLZMANN!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
for day 6/7 of podcast girls week! late for day 6 (and almost day 7 oops), but this is pure self-indulgence :3c
You heard that right. Someone says the title in Kingmaker s3 ep4 "criminal honeymoon". And IM about to say a lot more good things about Kingmaker s3 ep4 below the cut... Its livereaction time. I ate a baked potato. (Thats unrelated but it was good.) Anyways. SPOILERS BEWARE.
The kingmaker insaneness S3EP4
Hardest openings always in Kingmaker…. MORETZ MY FAV, I LOVE the strawberry conserves being compared to real blood. Also Henry’s nervous delivery is making me lose it. The “… no??”
“Mrrooh…. It was the same tree. It was just moving.” Love telephone’s delivery *TELESPHORE STOP AUTOCORRECTING
Also Colette’s little AGH! After being grabbed to be used as a lamp by Eisen is too cute. I love my girlfailure (she could literally just breathe and I’d call her a girlfailure. I am mean)
IM AT WORK ILL UPDATE THIS LATER (EDIT: Its a few days later and Im back. Back to continue my kingmaker review)
6:00 CALL BACK TO KNOCK TWICE FOR NO
POSTAL SERVICE WORKER APPRECIATION Thank you kingmaker. • AMIRA IS TOO KAYUTE. CORACIAS’s voice is fucking INCREDIBLE TOO LMFAOO
“…but there exists a marriage licence for the pair dated in 1903, the same year in which several establishments in Rossenwasser were hit with bank robbers. The perpetrators were never officially confirmed.” Love this bit. Amira and Coracias I know what you are (criminals) • ASHLEE CRAFT. WE LOVE KARL. “a self-proclaimed criminal not known for any significant criminal exploits” WE LOVE KARL “His name most commonly appears on police reports for pulling out his gun over trivial disputes such as a store not honouring his coupon” WE LOVE KARL • TELESPHORE: SAYING “Look at him. How dangerous can he be?” about Karl THE DELIVERY IS SO FUNNY • EISEN FALLING TO HIS KNEES AND YELLING “BABY.” ABOUT THE VAN. STILL MY FAV BIT THE WAY TAQI FUCKING SAYS “BABY” HAS ME ON THE FLOOR IDK WHY • The sound design of Eisen changing the tires. Meg holy fuck that was cool. And Eisen’s “OH YEAH.” This has to be in some “best parts of kingmaker” compilation it sounds so metal (literally Half harf harf) • Awesome Cerphon noise I want it as my text tone • Love the Historians infodump about cars and when they were invented • Love Colette trying to mend a relationship (No shes not shes causing mischief. Shes causing mayhem LITTLE IMPISH COLETTE. LOVE HER.) and the music in the background. I love the music chosen to go here LOL • Eisen “Wouldja quit tapping yer foot or Ill shove it up yer arse” 🗣 • “Shes just a girl right. You can find them anywhere. Theres one waving her arms right up the road” AND IT BEING COLETTE. MY FAV BIT TOO • Leave Coracias for dead Thank you • AMIRA’S “OW! … WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!” LOVE THE DELIVERY TOO when her pinky gets blown off. • 29:49 SHE SAID THE TITLE • “I’ve been practicing” Colette you will be so so good at blowing up heads I believe in you girl. All food service workers wish they had what she had. Colette can you teach me how. And can you put me in contact w Ariadne Id like to have my own kingmaker please.
Are they called kidney beans because theyre shaped like a kidney. Google search says yes. Thats awesome. Who was the first person to see a real kidney and think "You know what. We should name this bean that"
Tis ZUWIE! | They/He/It | 23www.reignoftiramizu.comIllustrator | Voice Actor | Musician | Writer | Jester🏳️⚧️👹🏳️🌈Purveyor of mildly-irritating curses.And my organs are made of fondant!!!! 😁🍫
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