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KINGMAKER in with the NEW EPISODE!!!!!! IN WITH THE NEW EPISODE!!!!

Oh You know what time it is!!!! Knocks on your door with a plate of oatmeal raisin cookies and smiles. Kingmaker Newest Episode live react time!!!!! (SPOILERS)

Oh you don't like oatmeal raisin cookies??!? Hrm. That is too bad. Perhaps my Ice Mage will have something to say about that. (You fucking die). Listen to @kingmakerpod or my Ice Mage will get you!!!

I need to start using the simile of “(blank) attracted (blank) like a flock of sheep attracts mantelopes” in my everyday vocabulary because A. Its funny and B. when people say What the fuck is a mantelope, Im going to say oh. Oh haven’t you heard??? Of Kingmaker??? And then I get them hooked on Kingmaker. My scheme

LEONIDS BACK, I LOVE YOU LEONID!!!! I LOVE HIM FACING UP AGAINST SOMEONE (HOLZMANN) WHO IS OF MORE THREAT THAN HE IS!!!!! “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!!!” “Leonid, who as it turned out, did not know his rights” I grinned

MORETZ. MY FUCKING FAVORITE. I love announcing character names when they appear. Im introducing them at the door. SO MANY ANTAGONISTS IN ONE PLACE IN THIS EP, so fun. (Im scared). But Moretz you were always my favorite. Is this the infamous homoerotic scene that was discussed online/through DM. I will update in a few minutes. Update: “MY crime boss” Yeah this is it. Its already happening

DIETER 👹 And actually, fuck Moretz........ I have another evil person who’s name starts with an M that I love even more. (Its Margot. Its Margot). She steals the show for me

“You know, it pained me to sign your death certificate this morning.” “… I beg your pardon, sir?” WHAT A FUCKING HARD SET OF LINES. Also keep Telesphore’s name out of your mouth Kruger, I hope you get cinnamoned again. I HOPE YOU BLINK AGAIN!!!! LOSER OF STARING CONTESTS!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

“Holzmannisation” Fuck that word. Evil! ALSO. LEIPZIG PAUL IS BACK. “MORETZ: You’ll be luckier if you see us leave. Awfully drab little shop you’ve got here, Paul. Clearly your talents for Artifice don’t extend to interior design. Boys? Remodel the place. SOUND: Moretz’s boys start smashing up the shop.” Oh Moretz is so Camp. “I’m already doing you the kindness of redecorating. Don’t force me to paint the walls, too” HES SO CAMP

LOU SUTCLIFFE IS HERE. STACKED CAST. Sidenote, it’s so eerie not hearing the main 3 appear in this ep..... and that’s how I know shit is going down Real Bad in Kingmaker lore land...

Not the ice mage missing ☠️ …. Second time within a year I’ve said a relative “How did you miss”

Best. Fucking. Death Montage. In the world. I remember hearing a preview of this and absolutely going buckwild batshit. Off the charts..... OFF THE CHARTS!!!!!! THIS IS A MONTAGE FOR THE PORTFOLIO @ EVERYONE INVOLVED, Henry, Meg, VAs, EVERYONE!!!!! I could relisten to it 182107219 TIMES!!!!!

“I wouldn’t advise that, Herr Rothbart. I’m a very good shot.” (cocks gun) Oh.... a pit in my stomach formed. That line went hard

Dieter enrichment (Thank you artifeast for saying Dieter Enrichment, if ur reading this. I saw ur live reaction and it made me laugh. Ur energy for the show is infectious. THANK U FOR BEING SO SWEET ABT KINGMAKER, ALWAYS, everyone thinks u are so kind and encouraging and loves your art so so DEARLY!!!!!)

Iyer, Winterlich and Co. vs The Treasonous Three. This isn’t canon I just love their group-of-3 names and I think they should meet. (Too late, the latter is in a precarious situation. Aka Dead). Fuck. Holzmann’s arrival scared the shit out of me. He is so scary

“YOURE GOING TO TAKE US BACK TO THE FKA–“ “No, Labelle.” ✋ Love the sassy little delivery on No, Labelle.

“Perhaps someday we’ll live in a perfect utopia, populated by automatons under the command of a perfectly logical machine mind” Holzmann pro-generative AI.......... Oh he So Would Be.

IM FUCKING TERRIFIED OF THE WITCH KILLER. WOW! WHAT A CALMING END TO THIS EPISODE!!! THANK YOU!!!!! THANKS GUYS!!!!

Happy May! Here’s this month’s sticker club designs. Worked really hard on these cookies, I hope you guys like them!

If you’re interested in a sticker sheet they’re available until June 1st (mchvoss on Ko-fi)

Obligatory new icon post :^] 

Sour Patch Kid Pillows

Afternoon bump because I looove love love love love killjam so much. I have been biting... scratching... kicking... and screaming.... in anticipation for this thing to finally come out. Soon everyone... soon....

SPOILER-FREE KILLJAM DOODLES FROM THE DEAD OF NIGHT.... (Bats my eyelashes and kicks my feet).... You guys should listen to epic awesome audio drama @killjamxxx when it comes out..... (holds a cleaver at you).... Its for.... insane people.... like you and me.... (This is a threat) 😁

FORCE ME TO USE TUMBLR MORE I LOVE THIS WEBSITE AND I FORGET IT EXISTS and all my friends are here. FUCK!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!

Kingmaker finale – tis the end of season 3. It was so frightening dare I say it made me have to pee

^ Do you like my rhyme. Anyways. U know the dril(ling the kingmaker diamond out of Colette's head so I can use it for....... very sane and pacifical reasons....) My @kingmakerpod season 3 finale live reaction below.......

I love the Historian arguing with his editor (FOR FOUR DAYS). Who is his editor. I know it doesnt matter but I feel like the editor is someone the kingmaker fanbase should cling to and make headcanons for. The collaborative headcanon character of Kingmaker. The scp foundation collaborative headcanon character of Kingmaker

The music beneath Telesphore explaining things (after the intro music) IS SO GOOD Also the delivery on “You’ve got other neighbours, Colette. My people are just the only ones who’ve bothered to introduce ourselves” is fucking fantastic

Something that didnt make it into the episode but is written in the transcript was (after the line “It was my codename [Fox], for written correspondence”) “We all had them, and since we were Earth-based we used Earth animals” and I love that line so so much. I could’ve put two and two together w/o reading the transcript I suppose, but I just think thats cute…. that they specifically sought out earth animals to call themselves after

“EISEN: I mean this. You and me, the van, this whole enterprise. Are you still spying now? Has it been going on the whole time?” MY HEART IS BREAKING RIGHT NOW Oh Taqi…. great read…. Also that little “tap tap tap” after “I mean this” was such a great little touch

“NARRATOR: The first symptom of Mage’s Ruin poisoning is vertigo.” SCAARYY INTERJECTION BY THE HISTORIAN PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

“TELESPHORE: …you probably shouldn’t kiss me any time soon, either. | EISEN: I wasn’t planning on it, trust me” YEEOOOUCH IM SAD

TAQIS READS ARE FUCKING FABULOUS “(struggling to articulate) He’s just gonna- he’s…do you know what I mean? And it’s just hard, y’know- if he’s not gonna be–“ MY HEART IS BREAKING SO BAD FUCK YOU!!!

“TELESPHORE: No, she said ‘thank you in advance for the money’, and I didn’t respond in kind. There was no agreement, ergo, there is no deal.” AAAUGGHHHHH

Love this creaking in the bg whilst this scene is happening too Its so subtle yet adds so much to the environment

Ok found one of my new favorite line-sets in kingmaker history…. “TELESPHORE: I could never bring myself to disrespect a dish like that, Colette. Especially not with cyanide. It would totally ruin the flavour profile. | COLETTE: Not if it was an almond streusel, though.”

Timberwolf & The little crystal hybrid

“EISEN: Are you going to compensate us for the tickets, or do we have to fork up for those as well?” Love eisen so dearly

EISEN TINKERING MONTAGE OHMYGODDD THAT SOUNDED FUCKING AMAZING IN MY EARS HMGMY GOD I LISTENED AGAIN. THAT WAS THE COOLEST MOST BADASS THING EVER

I cant imagine actually drinking the dirty water of a mop bucket. I think id rather be poisoned w/ Mage’s Ruin than be forced to do that I gotta be honest

“I only say it because I love you” “(deadpan) thank you so much” LMFAO

its rondo I MEAN LIBERATO (only meg will understand this Hi Meg!!!)

I love this diabetic piano Holy fuck it doubles as both a fake movie soundtrack and a rlly good soundtrack to the actual episode. And the sound design flipping from the theater to the projection room. AND THE LITTLE HEAD WHIP ON “THERE” when Liberato turns Telesphore’s head

Sagas voice acting is fucking awesome I know ive said it before but. It is so good. Everyones performances are going so hard in this AAUGHH WHAT A GREAT FINALE & IM ONLY HALFWAY THRU. I DONT WANT IT TO END BUT IM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

“COLETTE: Yeah, I’m at my limit.” as the kingmaker is pulsing I LOVE THE DELIVERY ON THIS LMFAOOO

I love Taqi’s little additionals like “Well well well” on the “Just as I expected” SO GOOD

ZANETTI. Also “EISEN: See this man? | CONCIERGE: The one who looks like he’s late to his own funeral? I don’t think I could miss him.” LMFAO AND “You’ve, uh, been very helpful” COLETTES FUCKING VOICE HELPP

HISTORIAN STOP CUTTING IN WITH THE FUCKING MAGES RUIN SYMPTOMS YOURE SCARING THE FUCK OUTTA ME IMGOING TO KILL HIM. IM GOING TO KILL HIM WITH MAGES RUIN. HIS KARMA

My heart is breaking I am. Going to kill I think. Saga is getting a big big dose of mages ruin too I think!!! FROM ME!!!

“SAGA: Maybe if I stall long enough, you’ll lose your sense of taste, too.” FUCK YOU

Im grinning because I know what happens and im waiting. Im waiting. It was so good thru text and Im anticipating… IM ANTICIPATING……

THEREEEEAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA TELESPHORE BLOODSPATTER DRINKING VAMPIRE MOMENT. THE COOLEST FUCKING DEATH IN KINGMAKER TO DATE I WILL NEVER. EVER. GET OVER THIS

Love how good neighbors die. I love death lore. Ughhh I LOVE THE FLOWERS GROWING IN HER WAKE its so COOL. AND WEARING BLOOD LILLIES! and the clock tower chiming in the background of all this AAUAGHHH ITS SO CINEMATIC

“COLETTE: The blood sucking was very…(clears throat) You’re lucky to have him, Eisen.” Love it

“But if you, dear listener, were to visit it for whatever reason, you would still be able to find a patch of strange and otherworldly flora growing where the hotel’s garden once was.” LOVE THIS EVEN MORE.

Oh my god what a great season finale. AAUGHH THE MUSIC AT THE VERY END TOO. Oh I love these more intense episodes… I love the shenanigans the trio can get into, and the plucky weird situations they traverse but like…. These intense episodes rlly bloom them. Oh my god. INSANEEE PERFORMANCES FROM EVERYONE. INSANE WRITING. INSANE EVERYTHING. I may not be mourning Saga (Fuck you saga) but I WILL be mourning Kingmaker until SEASON 4 IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEASON FOUR NEEOWW!!!!!!! …. Patience is virtue. Patience is virtue….

I love taking what. 3 days to post things. 4 days to post things. My bad everyone. I will miss you kingmaker (until we meet again, s4)

24 hours until the second episode of KILLJAM XXX, Fetamites!

Make sure you set a reminder: We’ve got exploding heads, secret plots, and new villains.

You’re not gonna want to miss this one!

Faustina sends her love! Better wish her luck on the Drill-Bitch fight 💙

HELLO TUMBLR.

I'm Meg and I'm currently about halfway through producing season one of famous audio drama KILLJAM XXX. Unfortunately my laptop is old and needs a lot of parts replaced!

I have the tools to replace the battery myself, but not the other stuff. And my hard drive is out of free space, so I can no longer back up new episodes as I produce them. SO BASICALLY- if this machine explodes, I will lose huge amounts of progress. And also like loads of important documents and programs I need for work and shit. but who cares about those. LET'S KEEP IT TO KILLJAM.

ANYWAY. HERE'S WHAT I NEED FROM YOU:

200 DOLLARYDOOS FOR A NEW PORTABLE HARD DRIVE. This is the most important part, because I have an old desktop at my dad's house that I can use. but in order to use it for killjams I need to back up my laptop. and to do that. I need. a new portable hard drive.

1500 DOLLARYDOOS FOR A NEW LAPTOP. I am going to try and replace my macbok battery myself. but I'm kinda stupid so I might fuck it up. and ifixit doesn't sell speakers for this model. and professional repairs are expensive. so if I explode my computer with battery acid I will just need to nut up and get a new laptop.

If this sounds like lots of money please remember that those are AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS.

Anyway! If you'd like to help me out, I'm megsothoth on kofi! And I take commissions too- DM me for details!

Josh talking about Telesphore: Telesphore is a star. He's a beautiful angel.

Taqi talking about Eisen: Eisen is suuuuuch a fucking prick I'm killing him with hammers rn 😂😂😂