Killjam Xxx - Blog Posts
Tbh the best way I could pitch Faustina from @killjamxxx is “What if Miku killed people with a machete for her fans instead of singing”
BELLAMY PINK..... THE MANAGER WHO GOES THE EXTRA MILE!!! 60 EXTRA MILES PER HOUR OVER THE POSTED SPEED LIMIT!!!!!! One of my fav characters I have ever voiced EVER..... He watched American Psycho & took all the wrong things away from it. So sigma (not a compliment).
Stoked for u to MEET HIM THIS WEDNESDAYYYYY (IM BEATING HIM W MY FISTS!!!!!!) 🧑🦰
KILLJAM XXX EPISODE 5 - “AN OFFER YOU CAN’T REFUSE!” - COMING WEDNESDAY, MAY 28th!
Bellamy Pink, Faustina’s mysterious savior, has an offer for the KILLJAM Queen: He wants to be her new manager. But can he be trusted? And will dealing with Bellamy’s own enemies mean more trouble than their potential partnership is worth?
Trailer Cast Includes: @machetebisexual as Faustina Fetamine, @reignoftiramizu as Bellamy Pink, Gianni Matragrano as Ramrod, @spaceboymb as Waiter, and Misha Bakshi as Molly Murderclown.
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video edited by @reignoftiramizu - graphics by @lawofnamesmedia (screen visual) & @reignoftiramizu (lighting, popup assets & backgrounds) - character art by @holographicgoblinking - logo designed by @valdevia
hey have you heard
KILLJAM XXX ???
yet?? bc you should!! it’s so fun and horny and full of violence and deeply biting commentary and did i mention its fun? i’ve laughed out loud at every episode so far! it’s wrestling death games and contracts and cyberpunk it’s a delight you should check it out
HOLY FUCK IVE JUST LISTENED TO KILLJAM XXX AND IT IS SO GOOOOOD YOU GUYS!
Faustina IS SO FUNNY AND AMAZING AND SO COOL AND NOOOOOOOOO WHY DO ALL THE CHARACTERS HATE HER SO MUCH SHE HAS HAD SUCH A BAD TIME I JUST WANT TO GIVE HER A HUG AND THE STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE THAT SHE NEVER GOT TO HAVE AND TELL HER THAT SHE IS LOVED- like, perfect sense of humour, especially for this site
Bellamy Pink- my guy’s voice he sounds young I absolutely LOVE how he is ready to throw hands (aka bring out his SUPER COOL MASSIVE GUN) for breaking his (one) business card, what a legend
The commentators: I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOUR- Jesse is so enthusiastic and Randy is sooo out of pocket it’s hilarious
Mara: You know what, we’ll see how it goes but she genuinely appears to care for Faustina, although she needs to see how shitty the company was treating Faustina as that was genuinely messed up
And Jonathan Sims is there?!?! And he gets some very funny lines!!!
I am sooooo going to be quoting things from this show- if you are a fan of Helluva Boss you will LOVE this unapologetically queer sci-fi violent comedy!!!
UR SOOOO GONNA WANNA MEET – or should I say MEAT – SHANKHILL & HIS LOVELY (totally not homicidal) DAUGHTER!!!! I love family-run businesses!!!! I love family!!!! 🥩💛 I love...... paying Shankhill on time (or else)!!!!!! 🔪🔪💸🥩
JAM 4.5 - THE DEVIL OF SAN MALVADO! - IS NOW OUT ON SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE, APPLE PODCASTS, AND PODBEAN!
In our first ever minisode (released in place of a full episode every four weeks, just so we can keep our lead on production time), we take a detour to Bellamy’s least favorite place: Shankhill’s Quality Meats - where the product is so fresh, it’s still screaming!
We’ll be back to regular episodes with JAM 5. We hope you enjoy this wholesome story of a father and daughter working together in the meantime…
FIND ALL OUR FEEDS HERE, CUTIES! 💙
Cast Includes: @machetebisexual as Faustina Fetamine, @voicesbyzane as Shankhill, @ashleecraft as Kelsey, and Jamie Douglas as Michael.
Transcript / Content Warnings In The Show Notes!
Gus Zagarella (the voice of Randy) manages the KILLJAM XXX YouTube uploads. Tonight’s episode introduces another one of the show’s major villains, and he sent me this earlier today:
THE ENTIRE KILLJAM XXX SOUNDTRACK IS ON SPOTIFY!
New songs are added every time a new episode comes out, so if you love the music that scores Faustina’s endless fight for survival, add this to your rotation, Fetamites!
2025 is the year of weird, bloody, gory, gooey audio drama and we’re just so happy to be a part of the trend 💙
The day Bellamy was born was the same day they made bullying legal
MEET BELLAMY PINK: LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN!
SOME FAST FACTS:
25 years old. He/Him. Current con artist, aspiring manager. Voiced by @reignoftiramizu
You may recognize him from the KILLJAM XXX podcatcher logo, alongside Faustina
If he gives you his business card, he’s gonna ask for it back because he can only afford one.
He is trans and is also completely comfortable committing murder to achieve his goals 🥰
His left arm has been replaced by a military-grade cybernetic. You don’t wanna know where he got it.
He reads too many self-help books.
He has an extremely interesting offer for one Faustina Fetamine…
You’re gonna find out what that offer is in KILLJAM XXX episode 5: “An Offer You Can’t Refuse.”
When Episode Five of @killjamxxx comes out this is how I hope people feel about Faustina and Bellamy coexisting from then onwards
If ever you’ve dreamed of a team up between an autistic disaster bi gal with a giant machete and a morally flexible trans man with a robot gun arm, that’s weirdly specific, but KILLJAM XXX is definitely the fiction podcast for you!
The Duality of Reactions to Faustina Punching Out One of Roger’s Gold Teeth
KILLJAM EP4 IS HERE EVERYONE (smiles at you) Killjam EP4 is here...... (holds onto your shoulders)..... Are you going to listen?? Are you??? (YOU ARE)
THIS ONE IS GONNA BLOW UR MIND..... (Perhaps literally???)
🧑🦰💥
JAM 04 - TAKE ME TO CHURCH! - is NOW LIVE on SPOTIFY, APPLE PODCASTS, YOUTUBE, AND PODBEAN!
Bleeding to death after her Outlaw Jam with Mother Hysteria, Faustina’s going to need to make a tough choice if she wants to survive.
That is, if the Hyenas don’t get her first…
FIND ALL OUR FEEDS HERE, CUTIES! 💙
Cast Includes: @machetebisexual as Faustina Fuckin’ Fetamine, Josh Rubino as Roger Tallarico, Graham Rowat as The Begger, Tiana Camacho as Mara Nacht, Jack Hawkins as Head Hyena, Jamie Douglas as Hyena Jerry, @cannibalmukbang as The MediBooth, @doctorloup as Rig, Alex Bui as Orville, Chelsea Rebecca as Mother Hysteria, Gus Zagarella as Randy Macaque, @holographicgoblinking as Jesse Bazooka, and @reignoftiramizu as Bellamy Pink.
Transcript / Content Warning In The Show Notes!
NOT GONNA LIE I WAS CHANTING KILL HER KILL HER KILL HER ALL THROUGHOUT THE SECOND HALF OF THAT EPISODE
YOU BETTER KILL MOTHER HYSTERIA AT SOME POINT FAUSTINA
Faustina is not having a very good time. A very very bad time one might say.
I also love how in the episode 3 end credits she sounds like she is on the verge of tears. Hugging her and telling her it'll be alright.
Everybody listen to @killjamxxx right now!!!!
Faustina Fetamine my beloved blood-frosted cinnamon roll
Crawls out of my grave.... ⚰️ HELLO. Have u listened to Killjam EP3 YET!?? NO!!??? Well I curse you. I curse you for not just THREE years... but THIRTY years.... & the only way to break that curse is to listen to EP3... A status quo shift... an immersive intense, scary cityscape (do you like my alliteration).... a nutty nun with a machine gun (DO YOU LIKE MY RHYME).... All can be yours.... if u listen.... 👼 PRAISE BE!!!!
JAM 03 - BAD HABITS DIE HARD! - is NOW LIVE on SPOTIFY, APPLE PODCASTS, YOUTUBE, AND PODBEAN!
Alone in the wild megacity of San Malvado, Faustina contends with tabloid vultures, vengeful ex-fans, a lack of money or shelter, and the attention of a killer cyborg nun.
This Outlaw thing might be harder than she thought…
FIND ALL OUR FEEDS HERE, CUTIES! 💙
Cast Includes: @machetebisexual as Faustina Fuckin’ Fetamine, Josh Rubino as Roger Tallarico, Tiana Camacho as Mara Nacht, @doctorloup as Rig, Chelsea Rebecca as Mother Hysteria, Gus Zagarella as Randy Macaque, @holographicgoblinking as Jesse Bazooka, and small cameos from: @reignoftiramizu, Jonny Sims, Jason Cryer, Jenna Rose, Roscoe Braman, Link Stewart, Rob O’Dwyer, and Graham Rowat.
Transcript / Content Warnings In The Show Notes!
"Everyone is so mean to me" and she means the youtube staff
Faustina Fetamine is officially Too Hot For YouTube Community Posts
THE AUDIO DRAMA SEXYPEDIA BINGO CHALLENGE!
Ever wondered how much of a Tumblr Sexyman (Gender Neutral) your audio drama protagonist and antagonist are?
Take the main protagonist(s) and antagonist of your show, and show us which tropes from the Sexypedia Tropes Page you can tick off their Sexyman Bingo card. We’ll start!
Faustina Fetamine (Main Protagonist of KILLJAM XXX)
4th Wall Blurring (In the intros and outros), Angst (She’s really going through it), Distinctive Voice (thank you, Addison Peacock!!), Egotistical, Gay (More specifically, Bi!), Glowing Neon, Hotheaded, Herbo, Smartdumb, Fangs, Neurodivergent (Faustina’s autistic), Parental Issues, Power (if fighting skills count), Short (5’4), Alternative Fashion.
Total: 15
Mr. Dirge (Main Antagonist of KILLJAM XXX)
Brick Shithouse (Like a fridge that hates you), Capitalist (the CEO of a bloodsport company), Deadpan Snarker, Dealmaker, Distinctive Voice (Thank you, Austin Lee Matthews!!), Dominating, Hot-headed (just ask all his dead golf caddies and secretaries), Knifemurder (Well, Robot Hand Murder), Obsessive, Parental Figure (Basically Faustina’s nightmare stepdad), Power, Scars (Cybernetic eye and hand), Tall, Upper Class, Complete Monster (you’ll see), Suitguy.
Total: 17
TAKE THE CHALLENGE WITH YOUR CHARACTERS. WE DARE YA! 💙
KILLJAM TRIPLE X.... MORE LIKE KILLJAM HOLY TRINITY........ (unholy trinity)...... This EP is nuts; if ur into immersive cityscape audio design, THIS IS THE ONE FOR YOU!!!!! And the fight(s) are insane as well. Remember what Dirge said: none of those fancy arenas will Faustina fight in any longer!!!! It's all city streets and.... potential good eats..... (Malvo has really good burgers, so I've heard)
KILLJAM XXX - EPISODE 3 - BAD HABITS DIE HARD!
Releasing on all podcatchers Wednesday, May 7th, 2025!
After leaving EKW in the midst of her scandal, Faustina’s on the run from a nun with a gun!
Trailer Cast: Gus Zagarella as Randy Macaque, Josh Rubino as Roger Tallarico, @machetebisexual as Faustina Fetamine, Tiana Camacho as Mara, Chelsea Rebecca as Mother Hysteria, and @holographicgoblinking as Jesse Bazooka.
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I'm taking Dirge mini golfing so I can nix him onsite & bury him beneath a pintsized windmill. Who's this Mr Dirge you ask!?? Why's Faustina losing 10000ml of blood (& is OK enough to ask for a sugar cookie)!!? Who's Roger Tallarico (& why do I want to kill him)?! SEE EP2 TO FIND OUT!!!! ☝️👹💙💖 ⛳️ 📸 🩻🧁🦊
JAM 02 - HAIL TO THE QUEEN, BABY! - PART 2 is NOW LIVE on SPOTIFY, APPLE PODCASTS, YOUTUBE, AND PODBEAN!
Missing an arm and running out of time, Faustina needs to think fast to defeat Drill-Bitch. Meanwhile, Mr. Dirge puts a diabolical plan in place. Either way, something terrible is about to happen to the KILLJAM Queen…
FIND ALL OUR FEEDS HERE, CUTIES! 💙
Cast Includes: @machetebisexual as Faustina Fetamine, @amtrax as Mr. Dirge, @jonnywaistcoat as Dr. Yuzna, Tiana Camacho as Mara, Sami Chen as Geeno, @starplanes as Lola, Josh Rubino as Roger Tallarico, @holographicgoblinking as Jesse Bazooka, Gus Zagarella as Randy Macaque, @spaceboymb as Foot Freak, and @cannibalmukbang as Drill-Bitch!
Transcript / Content Warnings In The Show Notes!
The first ever write-ups for KILLJAM XXX!
First is from the amazing Bob Raymonda’s Bobby’s Snacks newsletter!
And the second is from the newsletter of the equally amazing @skyfullofpods
We feel so lucky to be welcomed into this community we care so deeply about, and is full of so many people that we respect and who inspire us in all we do. Hearing that people enjoy the show makes it all worthwhile! 🩵
24 hours until the second episode of KILLJAM XXX, Fetamites!
Make sure you set a reminder: We’ve got exploding heads, secret plots, and new villains.
You’re not gonna want to miss this one!
Faustina sends her love! Better wish her luck on the Drill-Bitch fight 💙
NEW KILLJAM X X X TOMMOROW GUYS‼️ YOU GOTTA GET ON THIS SHIT I PROMISE
The first ever write-ups for KILLJAM XXX!
First is from the amazing Bob Raymonda’s Bobby’s Snacks newsletter!
And the second is from the newsletter of the equally amazing @skyfullofpods
We feel so lucky to be welcomed into this community we care so deeply about, and is full of so many people that we respect and who inspire us in all we do. Hearing that people enjoy the show makes it all worthwhile! 🩵
KILLJAM XXX - Episode One: Hail To The Queen, Baby - Part 1! - Out of Context
3(ISH) DAYS AWAY UNTIL WE DROP KILLJAM XXX EPISODE TWO :^D
I (& all my friends involved w/ this project) have been going batshit over the sweet reviews/reactions to EP1 so far.
If u have seen us absolutely buzzing over the public reception to EP1's release in, well, PUBLIC...... then I implore you to think abt how nuts our priv chats have been LMFAO, its a bunch of 'LOOK HOW SWEET THIS IS' exchanges & mushing & such. Thank u all, I cannot put into words how much those things mean to us. Pumped for everyone to hear EP2 (& witness how it catapults the rest of the show forward!!) A LOT OF RLLY FUN (& INTENSE & dare I say HEARTFELT) SHIT TO COME!!!!! :^) ⚔️💙💗
KILLJAM XXX - EPISODE 2 - HAIL TO THE QUEEN, BABY! PART 2
Releasing on all podcatchers Wednesday, April 30, 2025!
Trailer Cast: @machetebisexual as Faustina Fetamine, @jonnywaistcoat as Dr. Yuzna, Sami Chen as Geeno, Josh Rubino as Roger Tallarico, @amtrax as Mr. Dirge, Tiana Camacho as Mara, @holographicgoblinking as Jesse Bazooka, and @cannibalmukbang as Drill-Bitch!
video edited by @reignoftiramizu - graphics by @lawofnamesmedia (screen visual) & @reignoftiramizu (lighting, popup assets & backgrounds) - character art by @holographicgoblinking - logo designed by @valdevia
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I listened to episode one earlier and I’m already a big fan! Can’t wait for more episodes!
YAY thank you!!!! 💙 We'll have more episodes every Wednesday!!!
I feel dumb for having to ask to be sure, but is Bellamy transmasc? :0 I read the scene with Ramrod as him being deadnamed and wasn’t sure if I was overthinking or not XP
No such thing as dumb questions!! 😃
But yes, Bellamy is transmasc!
However, he’s not being deadnamed in that scene, Hex is just a nickname he hates for reasons you’ll discover in the next few eps…
Thank you so much for listening! We love hearing from our audience 🩵