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Im crying guys. Im crying tears of joy. And of nuclear liquid. Because my energy is nuclear and I am standing on cloud 10 (which is even better than cloud 9). KILLJAM...... IS OUT!!!!!!!! THIS SHOW HAS BEEN (AND STILL IS).... SO SO SO SPECIAL TO ME & so many others. It is a labor of love of 2+ yrs; I cant stress it enough. I have made so many friendships thru it that are so treasured & incredible and span beyond the show itself. Holy fuck. Thank u endlessly to the cast & crew who made this possible & to anyone giving it a listen, it is appreciated more than u know. IM KILLJAMMIN OUT, I cannot wait for u all to see what's in store. Genuinely one of the coolest fucking stories Ive had the honor of pitching in to tell/help out with behind the scenes

I am so insanely thrilled right now I feel like I could eat 100000 thousand jars of peanutbutter and then explode the jars with my fucking mind. AAAUGHMY GOD I FUCKING... LOVE.... KILLJAM. I HOPE U ALL ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS WE HAVE IN MAKING IT REAL. ITS... SO SPECIAL TO ME. ITS MY FAVORITE PROJECT EVER!!!!

I AM TICKLED (BELLAMY) PINK 🧑‍🦰🦾💥

JAM 01 - “HAIL TO THE QUEEN, BABY! - PART 1” IS NOW LIVE ON SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE, AND PODBEAN!

Meet Faustina Fetamine, worldwide superstar and champion of the deadliest sport on earth: KILLJAM, where super-powered female fighters battle for fame, riches, and glory. But one bad choice might be all it takes to end Faustina’s winning streak…

FIND ALL OUR FEEDS HERE, CUTIES! 🩵

(Apple Podcasts to be added soon!)

dieter my little Shitty Meow Meow. he spent 2,000,000 marks to watch someone die live on stream

Transcript of audio file below the cut

DIETER: Yeah, excuse me- what did you call this? "V-tubing?" Wh- what is that, "v-tubing"? What's the V stand for? Valorian? Valorian tubing? This is boring! I wanna go watch a public execution. What are all those icons popping up? Ooh, can you submit a donation request? Oh. Cool. 'Kay, one second.

SOUND: Keyboard clacking.

DIETER: Cool. I just asked if somebody could kill him live on stream. Why did I just get a pop-up that I'm banned?? You can't do that?? You can't ask that?? THIS CENTURY IS SO STUPID! OH MY GOD, PLEASE, I HATE LIVE STREAMS! ...Wait, do you think anywhere live streams public executions?

is a found family required to even like each other? the answer might surprise you

A totally normal hunting trip with dad!!! Yippee!!!!!!! :–)

normal (lying) about this man’s whole deal

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In Two Weeks.

KILLJAM XXX DROPS.

APRIL 23rd. ⚔️

I am actually gonna cry. This audio drama has been such a labor of love... & believe me, YOU'LL LOVE IT. Three X's?! MORE LIKE THREE G's: GOREY GAY & GOOD– NO, GREAT. ENJOY THE CARNAGE: SOON. 🧑‍🦰💥🔫

This is KILLJAM X X X.

~ Logo by Jasper Taylor and Meg Tuten, Logo text by @valdevia ~

The deranged, queer cyberpunk death game audio drama podcast that myself, @machetebisexual, @reignoftiramizu, and @cannibalmukbang have been working on for the last two years.

You can follow it right here on tumblr at @killjamxxx

It features actors who have been in:

The Magnus Archives. (As a Friendly Surgeon Who Cannot Catch A Break)

The Amazing Digital Circus. (As an Enterprising Organ Harvester)

Slay The Princess. (As a Sadistic Superpowered Assassin)

Final Fantasy Seven Remake. (As a Truly Evil Corporate Bastard)

The Mortuary Assistant. (As a Ravenous Wolf Woman)

Lackadaisy. (As a Helpful Murder Nerd)

Dimension 20. (As a Mom-Friend Dominatrix)

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean. (As a Cyborg out for Revenge)

Another Crab’s Treasure. (As a Homicidal Wife Guy)

The Kingmaker Histories. (As a Solipsistic Killer Clown Girl)

Caravan. (As a Guy You’ll Really Want to Punch)

Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury. (As an Incredible Narrator)

Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead. (As a Stab-Happy Street Punk)

Eeler’s Choice. (As Diabolical German Pawnbroker and a Humanoid Catfish)

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. (As a Loan Shark Who Might Be The Devil)

Less Is Morgue. (As a Woman Who Will Drill You To Death)

The NoSleep Podcast. (As The Ghost of a Questionable Father)

The Dead Meat YouTube Channel. (As a Terrifying Robotic Nun)

And that’s not even getting into the SNILF (Snake Milf), the buff lady with the eyepatch, the dorky trans reptile scientist, the charming British thief, or the evil undead Ringmaster.

You can subscribe to KILLJAM X X X on Podbean using this link here. We’re working on getting it on all the major podcatchers, including Spotify and Apple Podcasts.

Official trailer drop coming October 31st.

A totally normal hunting trip with dad!!! Yippee!!!!!!! :–)