Your NETWORK Is Your NET WORTH!!!!! – Bellamy (probably)

At what point can we expect the first episode to drop? Been curious for a while :D

Early New Year! We’re just waiting until the first five episodes are fully produced, and we’re almost there!!

for day 6/7 of podcast girls week! late for day 6 (and almost day 7 oops), but this is pure self-indulgence :3c

The day Bellamy was born was the same day they made bullying legal

MEET BELLAMY PINK: LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN!

SOME FAST FACTS:

25 years old. He/Him. Current con artist, aspiring manager. Voiced by @reignoftiramizu

You may recognize him from the KILLJAM XXX podcatcher logo, alongside Faustina

If he gives you his business card, he’s gonna ask for it back because he can only afford one.

He is trans and is also completely comfortable committing murder to achieve his goals 🥰

His left arm has been replaced by a military-grade cybernetic. You don’t wanna know where he got it.

He reads too many self-help books.

He has an extremely interesting offer for one Faustina Fetamine…

You’re gonna find out what that offer is in KILLJAM XXX episode 5: “An Offer You Can’t Refuse.”

HOLY FUCK IVE JUST LISTENED TO KILLJAM XXX AND IT IS SO GOOOOOD YOU GUYS!

Faustina IS SO FUNNY AND AMAZING AND SO COOL AND NOOOOOOOOO WHY DO ALL THE CHARACTERS HATE HER SO MUCH SHE HAS HAD SUCH A BAD TIME I JUST WANT TO GIVE HER A HUG AND THE STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE THAT SHE NEVER GOT TO HAVE AND TELL HER THAT SHE IS LOVED- like, perfect sense of humour, especially for this site

Bellamy Pink- my guy’s voice he sounds young I absolutely LOVE how he is ready to throw hands (aka bring out his SUPER COOL MASSIVE GUN) for breaking his (one) business card, what a legend

The commentators: I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOUR- Jesse is so enthusiastic and Randy is sooo out of pocket it’s hilarious

Mara: You know what, we’ll see how it goes but she genuinely appears to care for Faustina, although she needs to see how shitty the company was treating Faustina as that was genuinely messed up

And Jonathan Sims is there?!?! And he gets some very funny lines!!!

I am sooooo going to be quoting things from this show- if you are a fan of Helluva Boss you will LOVE this unapologetically queer sci-fi violent comedy!!!

is a found family required to even like each other? the answer might surprise you

omg! i found out you had a tumblr account today!!!!! also did you know theres a springtastic refrence in BFDIA??? (second season of bfdi)

HIIII HELLO! Yes.... I am a little tumblrina. Im tryna use it more but I am extremely forgetful and often only post in one place at a time LMFAO. BUT HI!

AND NO! WHAT!!?? I will have to check it out. Being perfectly honest Im a little behind on the ii/bfdi stuffs (I've just had a lot going on) but this is my wakeup call to catch up. SPRINGTASTIC

The first ever write-ups for KILLJAM XXX!

First is from the amazing Bob Raymonda’s Bobby’s Snacks newsletter!

And the second is from the newsletter of the equally amazing @skyfullofpods

We feel so lucky to be welcomed into this community we care so deeply about, and is full of so many people that we respect and who inspire us in all we do. Hearing that people enjoy the show makes it all worthwhile! 🩵

Im crying guys. Im crying tears of joy. And of nuclear liquid. Because my energy is nuclear and I am standing on cloud 10 (which is even better than cloud 9). KILLJAM...... IS OUT!!!!!!!! THIS SHOW HAS BEEN (AND STILL IS).... SO SO SO SPECIAL TO ME & so many others. It is a labor of love of 2+ yrs; I cant stress it enough. I have made so many friendships thru it that are so treasured & incredible and span beyond the show itself. Holy fuck. Thank u endlessly to the cast & crew who made this possible & to anyone giving it a listen, it is appreciated more than u know. IM KILLJAMMIN OUT, I cannot wait for u all to see what's in store. Genuinely one of the coolest fucking stories Ive had the honor of pitching in to tell/help out with behind the scenes

I am so insanely thrilled right now I feel like I could eat 100000 thousand jars of peanutbutter and then explode the jars with my fucking mind. AAAUGHMY GOD I FUCKING... LOVE.... KILLJAM. I HOPE U ALL ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS WE HAVE IN MAKING IT REAL. ITS... SO SPECIAL TO ME. ITS MY FAVORITE PROJECT EVER!!!!

I AM TICKLED (BELLAMY) PINK 🧑‍🦰🦾💥

JAM 01 - “HAIL TO THE QUEEN, BABY! - PART 1” IS NOW LIVE ON SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE, AND PODBEAN!

Meet Faustina Fetamine, worldwide superstar and champion of the deadliest sport on earth: KILLJAM, where super-powered female fighters battle for fame, riches, and glory. But one bad choice might be all it takes to end Faustina’s winning streak…

FIND ALL OUR FEEDS HERE, CUTIES! 🩵

(Apple Podcasts to be added soon!)

The Kingmaker Histories S3 EP4: CRIMINAL HONEYMOON (Someone says the title.......)

You heard that right. Someone says the title in Kingmaker s3 ep4 "criminal honeymoon". And IM about to say a lot more good things about Kingmaker s3 ep4 below the cut... Its livereaction time. I ate a baked potato. (Thats unrelated but it was good.) Anyways. SPOILERS BEWARE.

The kingmaker insaneness S3EP4

Hardest openings always in Kingmaker…. MORETZ MY FAV, I LOVE the strawberry conserves being compared to real blood. Also Henry’s nervous delivery is making me lose it. The “… no??”

“Mrrooh…. It was the same tree. It was just moving.” Love telephone’s delivery *TELESPHORE STOP AUTOCORRECTING

Also Colette’s little AGH! After being grabbed to be used as a lamp by Eisen is too cute. I love my girlfailure (she could literally just breathe and I’d call her a girlfailure. I am mean)

IM AT WORK ILL UPDATE THIS LATER (EDIT: Its a few days later and Im back. Back to continue my kingmaker review)

6:00 CALL BACK TO KNOCK TWICE FOR NO

POSTAL SERVICE WORKER APPRECIATION Thank you kingmaker. • AMIRA IS TOO KAYUTE. CORACIAS’s voice is fucking INCREDIBLE TOO LMFAOO

“…but there exists a marriage licence for the pair dated in 1903, the same year in which several establishments in Rossenwasser were hit with bank robbers. The perpetrators were never officially confirmed.” Love this bit. Amira and Coracias I know what you are (criminals) • ASHLEE CRAFT. WE LOVE KARL. “a self-proclaimed criminal not known for any significant criminal exploits” WE LOVE KARL “His name most commonly appears on police reports for pulling out his gun over trivial disputes such as a store not honouring his coupon” WE LOVE KARL • TELESPHORE: SAYING “Look at him. How dangerous can he be?” about Karl THE DELIVERY IS SO FUNNY • EISEN FALLING TO HIS KNEES AND YELLING “BABY.” ABOUT THE VAN. STILL MY FAV BIT THE WAY TAQI FUCKING SAYS “BABY” HAS ME ON THE FLOOR IDK WHY • The sound design of Eisen changing the tires. Meg holy fuck that was cool. And Eisen’s “OH YEAH.” This has to be in some “best parts of kingmaker” compilation it sounds so metal (literally Half harf harf) • Awesome Cerphon noise I want it as my text tone • Love the Historians infodump about cars and when they were invented • Love Colette trying to mend a relationship (No shes not shes causing mischief. Shes causing mayhem LITTLE IMPISH COLETTE. LOVE HER.) and the music in the background. I love the music chosen to go here LOL • Eisen “Wouldja quit tapping yer foot or Ill shove it up yer arse” 🗣 • “Shes just a girl right. You can find them anywhere. Theres one waving her arms right up the road” AND IT BEING COLETTE. MY FAV BIT TOO • Leave Coracias for dead Thank you • AMIRA’S “OW! … WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!” LOVE THE DELIVERY TOO when her pinky gets blown off. • 29:49 SHE SAID THE TITLE • “I’ve been practicing” Colette you will be so so good at blowing up heads I believe in you girl. All food service workers wish they had what she had. Colette can you teach me how. And can you put me in contact w Ariadne Id like to have my own kingmaker please.