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brynjolf, about the dragonborn: i’ve only known them for a day and a half but if anything happened to them i’d kill everyone in riften and then myself.

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“Sorry, lass. I’ve got important things to do. We’ll speak another time.”

“I can’t believe it,” Vex said, glaring at Brynjolf across the tavern. 

He grinned at her and leaned back in his chair as he filled his mug with mead. “I knew she’d come through,” he said. “Never doubted her.”

“Not that,” Vex sighed. “I mean, yeah, pretty impressive - but what I can’t believe is that you had a plan all along to get those payments, and you kept it up your sleeves so you could use it as a damn test!”

“Aye, but it worked, didn’t it, lass?” he pointed out, and paused to drink deeply from his cup. “And we’ve got all the payments.”

“Yeah, yeah, your new girl’s real impressive,” Delvin agreed, sitting down next to him. 

“Hush, Delvin,” he replied lightly, and laughed. “Look, both of you, I’m telling you - she’s the one. She’ll turn our luck around and we’ll finally start to see things looking up around here. I’m certain of it.”

“Well, you’re looking up, at least,” Vex said, and he thought he saw a hint of a smile on her face before she turned away.

“Give it a few days,” he told her. “You’ll see. Things are about to change.”

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Character Strengths and Related Flaws

So, we all know the drill. When you’re creating a character, you want them to be balanced. Your character should have both strengths and flaws. You’re not making a perfect person, nor are you making a complete monster.

However, sometimes you can find yourself just going for a random assemblage of flaws, as if picking them out of a hat. That’s one way to go about it, but I think the much better way is to look at the strengths you’ve given your character, and see what flaws may correspond to them, what characteristics are often found together. For example:

Adaptable

Definition: able to adjust to new conditions

Flaws: overly compliant, blindly obedient

Adventurous

Definition: willing to take risks or to try out new methods, ideas, or experiences

Flaws: rash, foolhardy, takes unnecessary risks

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Skinny Love Prompts

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A group of friends share a hotel room, and the two skinny lovers are forced to share a bed

Two close friends become very affectionate toward each other (hugs, cuddles, nose kisses, hand holding, etc) and everyone knows they’re in love, but both refuse to admit it

“I broke my rules for you.”

Person A would rather fight a literal army of demons than admit their feelings for Person B

(student x teacher) A and B have been flirting secretly for months, but neither can admit their feelings for fear of rejection and the consequences of anyone finding out.

“You have something in your hair, let me get it for you.”

“You’re staring at him/her/them again.”

“Sorry for calling so late at night.. well.. early in the morning.. but..”

“Are you tired? Here, I’ll carry you.”

“Stop looking at me like that! You’re making me blush.”

Person A has made a game of saying things to make B blush, and it was all fun and games until B started to mean it.

“It’s late. You shouldn’t be walking home alone in the dark. You could.. stay here tonight..”

“What? No! I wasn’t staring at you.. you were just.. standing in front of.. a really nice..tree..”

“It’s been a long day. Want a massage?”

Accidental touches. Enough said.

Eye contact is a dangerous thing, but lovely. Oh, so lovely.

Congratulations! Your dream just came true! Let me give you a celebratory hug! Oh.. you’re really warm..

You’ve said you’re going to leave, but I don’t want you to go and if I don’t say something now..

We were pretending to be lovers but I’m not pretending anymore and I need to know if you feel the same.

This wasn’t supposed to be a date but we’ve had such a good time and it’s 2 AM and you walked me home and.. wow, your lips look soft.

If you use one or more of these for a story, I would be delighted to read it! Please don’t hesitate to send your writing to me:)

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Thieves Guild

The timeline of the Thieves Guild has always bothered me

Karliah says that it’s been twenty five years since Mercer murdered Gallus and she’s been in exile. Now, even with how young some of the characters look in the game, I’m willing to put Mercer Frey at a max age of 50. He is a SENIOR member of the Guild, and Guild Master. At the absolute YOUNGEST I’d say he’s forty. 

Brynjolf, on the other hand, is definitely younger than Mercer, though by no more than a decade. I like to think that the youngest someone is allowed to officially join the Guild is in their late teens, probably around 16 (though most 16 year olds are rarely talented enough to get in). 

It’s implied that Brynjolf (as well as Vex and Delvin at the very least) knew Karliah (and by extension, Gallus) before Mercer became Guild Master. If Mercer. Even if Brynjolf was, at the very youngest, 16 when Gallus was murdered, that would put him now at 41 years old. And even that doesn’t make sense. I imagine Brynjolf became Mercer’s second in command not long after he took up the mantle of Guild Master, if it wasn’t immediate, and I doubt that the Guild would have been too happy with some kid traipsing around and giving out orders. 

It could be argued that Mercer would do this on purpose, because a kid would be less likely to notice his thieving from the Guild, but it would have seemed more suspicious by the other members. 

Now, a much more reasonable amount of time to pass between then and now is around 15 years. A decade could work, too, or even 20 years on the longer side, but the extra 5 years added on to that just throws everything out of proportion. 

If it’s been 15 years since Gallus was murdered then 

Mercer would have been ~30-35 and Brynjolf would have been in his late 20s. This seems MUCH more reasonable for both of them. It makes much more sense for someone who’s 35 to have enough strength and power to do a complete overthrow of a Guild and take it over than for someone who’s 25 to accomplish the same. 

TL;DR - 25 years is too long and stupid and Bethesda needs to get their act together. 

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