The Real OTP Commits To All Four | Insp.

but it was not your fault but mine,  and it was your heart on the line i really fucked it up this time didn’t i, my dear?

Make Me

Writing Prompt #3 “Make Me” requested by another lovely anon. Hope you like it hun :) 

Contains: language, teasing, slight noncon 

You bit your lip hard, fighting the urge to roll your eyes. You and the other Saviors had just returned from Alexandria, trucks just full of goodies. Once everything was unloaded and sorted, Negan “requested” that you accompany him to help with the inventory. Of course he did.

Letting out a sigh, you follow him to the storage unit, heart frantically beating with anticipation. For over a month now, The Savior leader had tried to persuade you to join his little menagerie of wives. And while he made an incredibly tempting offer, you just couldn’t set aside your pride to accept his proposal. You worked your ass off to get the high position you were in now. Ranking just under Simon and Arat, you answered to no one but Negan. You had respect among the Saviors and had all the tools and skills necessary to survive in this shitty world. Why HELL would you throw that away just to sit around and do nothing except occasionally get a piece of Negan?

It wasn’t as though you hadn’t thought about that particular perk before. Several times in fact. The couple of men, you HAD decided to fuck while you were at the Sanctuary got the job done sure, but they didn’t hold a candle to what you imagined fucking Negan would be like. Then again fantasy was always better than reality, right?

Finally arriving to our destination, Negan opens the door and gestures you inside with a knowing smirk. You walk past him, giving him a hardened stare and letting him know you were onto him. You hear the door close behind you and the room suddenly feels entirely too small. Besides a few “accidental” brush pasts, Negan hadn’t been very physical with you. But the man could certainly paint a very…sensual picture with words. Truthfully, it was getting harder and harder to reject him.

Not waiting for a command, you made your way towards the back of the unit, allowing your gaze to slide along the shelves. Silently counting to yourself, you had hoped that Negan would busy himself on the other side of the room. No such luck. You hear his slow calculated footsteps walking toward you and you make a conscious decision to ignore him completely. Don’t let him rattle you.

You hear him stop just behind you, standing so close you could feel his body heat radiating against you. It was very difficult to resist tensing up when you felt his warm breath hit your ear, his lips mere millimeters away.

“Have you thought about my little proposal?” Negan asked huskily. You shake your head, trying in vain to concentrate on the task at hand. You had already counted the items on the same shelf three times now.

“Nope. Can’t say that I have.”

Negan chuckled, lightly trailing his hands down your sides. The sensations caused goosebumps to erupt over your skin. Thank god your clothes were hiding this little fact. “Is that so? And what if I say, I think you’re a fucking liar?”

You shrug nonchalantly even though you felt anything but. You were determined to stand your ground. You wanted Negan, sure, but you weren’t prepared to lose everything just for his dick. “You can think whatever you want Negan, it doesn’t make it true.”

“You know what I think?” Negan asks rhetorically, his hands moving down to grip your hips and pulling you back flush against him. He shifts his lips to brush against your ear and you bite your trembling lip hard. “I think you like to imagine what it would be like to have this dick buried deep inside you. I think you do this, while your fingers work between your thighs, making you cum so hard, you see the goddamn heavens. Then you drift off to sleep, knowing as good as that fucking was, it’s nothing compared to the real thing.”

You gasp softly at the lewd yet astonishingly accurate observation, feeling your cheeks burning with both abashment and desire. 

Shaking your head you reply, “That ego of yours is getting out of hand, Negan.” With that you jerk out of his grip and spin around, finally facing him. Big mistake as seeing his handsome, arrogant face, did nothing to curb the warmth curling in your stomach.

Negan smirked down at you, clearly enjoying the effect he was having on you. He tilted his head, regarding you wryly, “Maybe so but I’ll tell you what I’m really fucking good at…other than the obvious…” he says with a suggestive wink.

You cross your arms in front of you, raising a brow, waiting for him to finish. Smug smirk never leaving his face, Negan leans down. “I’m really fucking good at reading people. You can try to deny it, but I know the truth. You fucking want me.”

You glare up at him, hands digging into your arms in frustration. Both at his arrogance, your arousal, and shame from the latter. Shaking your head, expression one of incredulous annoyance. “You’re unbelievable. If this is all you brought me down here for, I think this conversation is over.”

 Turning away from him, you begin walking towards the door. I can’t fucking believe him. Why can’t he just take a hint? Even if I admit it, what the fuck happens then?

Twisting the knob, you begin to open the door, when a hand reaches over you, effectively slamming the door shut. Startled, and ripped from your thoughts  you turn quickly to see Negan looming over you, his face both dangerously calm and voracious.  You’re unable to stop your racing heart and your eyes widen in fear. You try to find the words to tell him to fuck off, but they get stuck in your throat. All you can do is allow shallow breaths to escape your parted lips, both dreading and curious for his next move.

Hooded hazel eyes never leaving yours, Negan leaned down slightly, his weight still being supported on the arm above you. You back up, only to feel the cold metal door press against your back. He continues to shift forward until his lips are an inch away from your temple.

“Tell me I’m wrong,” he commands gutturally. You remain silent, refusing to answer. You weren’t sure exactly what kept you from responding, but you had a few guesses. Negan made a small noise that sounded like a scoff. His lips curled in a sinful smile as he brings his other hand up to lightly touch your chin, his thumb running over your bottom lip.

“Tell me you don’t fucking want this,” he whispers darkly, the hand at your chin beginning to slide down your neck. You begin to tremble both with fear and arousal. The combination was intoxicating. Still, you refuse to answer, eyes meeting him in a determined gaze. It seems both of you were testing the limits.

Negan’s tongue traces deliberately over his lips as his hand reaches the top of your shirt. You’re certain his fingertips can feel your erratic heartbeat. Teasingly, his hand slowly dips into your shirt and strokes the top of your breast. You take in a sharp intake of breath at the pleasant sensation , which doesn’t go unnoticed by Negan. He chuckles, fingertips extending further to brush over your pebbled nipple. You bite your lip hard, trying to ignore the violent throbbing between your legs.

“N-Negan…stop,” You said breathlessly, in an unconvincing voice. Negan’s mouth widened in a predatory smile, hazel eyes brewing with unbridled lust. Fingers tracing sluggish circles around your areola.

“Make me. Say it like you fucking mean it and I’ll stop.”

“Please..I just…you’re my boss. I’ve worked too hard…to-” you start to say, but trail off when Negan leans in even closer, hand leaving your shirt to tip your head back.

“And? So fucking what if I’m your boss? I’m everyone’s fucking boss here.”

Well he’s got a point there. But it’s not enough. You shake your head, licking your lips. “I have a position here. Respect. I’ll lose all of that if I start fucking you.”

Negan laughed, eyes crinkling at the sides with glee. “Says fucking who?”

You stand your ground. “I’m not gonna be one of your wives Negan. I like being a Savior. If we were going to fuck, I don’t want anything to change. I still want to keep my position. I still want to go on raids. I still want to be fucking useful.”

Negan lifts his head slightly, his brows raised as though he’s looking at you in a whole new light. It resembled the look he gave you when you beat Arat at target practice. Or when you found all those preserves in that hidden bomb shelter. He was impressed. It gave you a small sense of pride.

“Well sweetheart, you drive a hard fucking bargain but…” Negan leans in, brushing his lips against yours, practically making you melt. “I think we can work something out.”

@smuttwd, @unicorn-blood-splatter @xdaddy-neganx

Defend by ZhaoLuna

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

(Joker x Reader) Masterlist

I got asked for an updated MASTERLIST so here you go darlings:

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/149663674056/the-joker-x-reader

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/149726795196/the-joker-x-reader-2

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/149886152421/the-joker-x-reader-3

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/150118262261/the-joker-x-reader-4-part-1-read-part-2-here

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/150368518196/the-joker-x-reader-4-part-2

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/151071022441/the-joker-x-reader-4-how-it-all-started-p

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/150411337196/the-joker-x-reader-5

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/150942517121/the-joker-x-reader-6

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/151158850381/the-joker-x-reader-7-in-vegas-warning-some-smut

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/150244352366/the-joker-reader-the-purple-coat

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/149923634976/jared-leto-the-joker-x-reader

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/151280600686/the-joker-x-reader-8

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/151416246506/the-joker-x-reader-9-part-1

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/151783396461/the-joker-x-reader-9-part-2

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/151598452861/the-joker-x-reader-10-pranking-frost-and-make-him

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/151909343336/the-joker-x-drunk-reader

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/152091639306/the-joker-x-reader-the-memo

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/152145687921/the-joker-x-reader-your-day

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/152334403196/the-joker-x-reader-spice-it-up

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/152588032206/the-joker-x-reader-happy-birthday

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/152717294681/the-joker-x-reader-past-life

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/152758968286/the-joker-x-pregnant-reader

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/153717572186/the-joker-x-pregnant-reader-2

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/153022773056/the-joker-x-reader-missing-in-action

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/151876494011/the-joker-x-dead-reader

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/153114111426/the-joker-x-dead-reader-part-2

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/153403523346/the-joker-x-reader-breaking-point

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/153940827191/the-joker-x-reader-dont-get-me-started

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/153980061476/the-joker-x-reader-best-friends

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/154313934181/cheating-joker-x-reader-go-figure

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/154583017601/the-joker-x-reader-frenemy

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/154759609421/the-joker-x-reader-x-dead-son-lost

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/154843339491/the-joker-x-reader-x-dead-son-lost-part-2

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/155843198391/the-joker-x-reader-x-dead-son-lost-part-3

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/157309899671/the-joker-x-reader-x-dead-son-lost-part-4

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/154909624206/drunk-joker-x-drunk-reader-double-the-trouble

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/155111386826/the-joker-x-reader-dirty-details

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/155222751071/the-joker-x-reader-the-beginning-of-the-end

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/155242410171/the-joker-x-reader-love-at-first-sight

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/155336021531/the-joker-x-reader-play-pretend

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/155431527926/the-joker-x-reader-forgive-and-forget

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/155519803221/the-joker-x-reader-valentines-day

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/155889891456/the-joker-x-reader-once-upon-a-time

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/155983802711/the-joker-x-reader-catch-and-release

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/156075777011/dead-joker-x-reader-the-last-goodbye

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/156162705436/the-joker-x-reader-the-wedding

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/156476519621/the-joker-x-reader-x-harvey-dent-one-of-us

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/156567056516/the-joker-x-reader-baby

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/156616647936/the-joker-x-reader-daddy

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/156770671581/the-joker-x-reader-broken

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/156816005206/the-joker-x-reader-ministry-of-villainy-and

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/157074791641/the-joker-x-reader-related

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/157386434176/the-joker-x-reader-mrs-frost

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/157671205811/the-joker-x-reader-how-to-make-a-baby

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/157974482931/the-joker-x-reader-devil

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/158015515571/the-joker-x-reader-how-to-make-your-girl-happy

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/158446012316/the-joker-x-reader-the-jokers-widow

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/158504024046/the-joker-x-reader-smarty-pants

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/158770758176/the-joker-x-reader-old-habits

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/158821826156/the-joker-x-reader-job-application

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/159097087871/the-joker-x-reader-ellis

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/159217939576/the-joker-x-reader-note-to-batsy

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/159361282561/the-joker-x-reader-the-twins

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/159405758976/the-joker-x-reader-mini-monster-in-training

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/159554293966/the-joker-x-reader-5-minutes

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/159582772771/the-joker-x-reader-apart

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/159814948431/the-joker-x-reader-without-wings

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/159886654301/the-joker-x-reader-i-love-you

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/160137988386/the-joker-x-reader-forgotten

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/160182961246/the-joker-x-reader-grandpa

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/160324852531/the-joker-x-reader-how-to-be-a-dad

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/160396123751/the-joker-x-reader-sally

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/160572520001/the-joker-x-reader-auntie-d

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/160687002531/the-joker-x-reader-see-no-evil

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/160826098361/the-joker-x-reader-the-red-queen

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/160890637211/the-joker-x-reader-operation-broken-twig

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/161143650396/the-joker-x-reader-the-bucket-list

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/161379886591/the-joker-x-reader-the-bucket-list-part-2

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/161645099431/the-joker-x-reader-the-bucket-list-part-3

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/161939830531/the-joker-x-reader-french-fries

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/161996714651/the-joker-x-reader-the-other-shadow

How To Motivate Yourself To Write

This was meant to provide motivation, but honestly, this is more of a list of ways to make sure you get it done, rather than make yourself “motivated”. Either way, this should benefit you somehow.

In the words of Chuck Wendig, “do not fucking multitask”. Carve out a specific time to write and use it to write. Don’t try to simultaneously write and tweet and check your email. Whether it be 15 minutes or 2 hours, write, and only write.

Take breaks occasionally. You can’t just sit there and fog up your creative lens. Go outside and go for a walk. Go to coffee with your friends for an hour. Do something to relax your brain for a while. It’s the same with studying. Don’t drive yourself up the wall because you feel you’re “on a roll”. Your ideas and plans will still be there when you get back. If you begin to get frustrated or your foot starts to fall asleep, take a break.

Use a rewards system. Say, for every 100 words, you get a piece of chocolate. After eating a regular sized Hershey’s bar, you’ve got 1200 words. Go you! (I personally fine this incredibly useful.)

Have people you trust hold you accountable. Have your best friend (or partner, if you’ve got one) check in when they know you should be writing to make sure you did.

Read books like a writer. Read a shitty book and pick it apart to find what you don’t like about it. Read a good book to find what you do like. Use these reflections and apply them to your own work. Nothing helps quite like learning from other people’s mistakes and success.

Don’t get stuck in the planning stages. You may get really excited while planning a story, that huge plot twist, a minor character’s backstory, etc, but keep in mind that at some point you’re going to have to sit down and hash it out. A lot of promising writers never get past the planning stages, so in the words of my very wise boyfriend: “Just write”.

Write in places that make your creative juices flow. Get cozy in bed with your laptop open to a word document, light a few candles, make some tea, get that incense going, and write. Music really helps to get in the mood as well, and if you would like to take a look at my writing playlist, here it is, free for public consumption.

Keep your mind open to new ideas and changes to your story. Your idea will develop and evolve over time, and the beauty of writing is that you can change anything you want and there are no consequences. If you decide to completely scrap a character, remove a subplot, add one in, or change the plot but keep the same characters, you’re totally free to do so. Nothing about writing is set in stone, so stay open minded to new concepts and changes and, most importantly, criticism. (I won’t elaborate on this because I might end up making a whole other post about this topic in the future.)

As always, this is just a compilation of the tips and tricks I’ve found the most useful in my own experience. They may not help, they may help a lot, it really could go either way or somewhere in between, but all the same, I hope this proves useful to you.

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