Bitches Hate Me For My Earnest Whimsy And My Pathological Degree Of Avoidant Behavior

puts cocaine in my lipgloss so when he kisses me he thinks im god

It should be acceptable to scratch under the chin of a man with stubble not unlike that of how you'd scratch a cat's chin.

*trying to socialize* so do you guys want to hear how i'd kill you

please don’t fuck my dad

At the end of the day it’s up to him

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

dont unfollow. youre pregnant and it’s mine

Normalize giving me a sword