It Should Be Acceptable To Scratch Under The Chin Of A Man With Stubble Not Unlike That Of How You'd

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

When the unerringly loyal right-hand men are referred to as dogs in the canon text

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?

The light caught your smile, and my poor heart burst into flame where I stood.

Elation.

please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic