“Do You Know That One Day I'll Kill You? I Won't Do It Because I'm No Longer In Love With You, Or Because

after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!

i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing

“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.

i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head

i can be so normal about knights. come closer

Not allowed to smoke with people anymore cause I Everytime I pass the joint the second it touches the next person's lips I go "uwah! An indirect kiss" and reach for the hilt of my dagger of ceremonial flame

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

I am evil & hot & unkillable

i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever