I Can Be So Normal About Knights. Come Closer

girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?

"derivative and masturbatory"...? Hell yeah i love maths and jacking it

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

ershmash

you know what? fuck you *falls asleep tenderly in your arms*

“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

dude your goth gf just fuckign bit me