“is Resurrection Romantic?” It Can Be. Come Here

i need every human being on earth to love me

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

*trying to socialize* so do you guys want to hear how i'd kill you

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

Normal guy voice . I need to watch him lose consciousness in a vulnerable position

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world

after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!

You all hate me and my longsword and full plate armor

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object