Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Knight. He Likes To Be Fucked Much Harder Than That.

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever

“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic

a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

*getting my dick sucked* how useless and moronic this world is. Barbarity and pestilence have overtaken the world

*sucking someone's dick* glug glug shluuurp glug ahh smooch glug glug

you know what? fuck you *falls asleep tenderly in your arms*

Normalize giving me a sword

girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?