Girl: Ahh I've Just Been Dealing With A Lot Y'know? It's Like The World Wants Me Dead Haha

It's hard to get close to me because of my big knife

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

she’s a poor little meow meow. she was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. she’s suffered more than jesus. she’s misunderstood. she’s a silly guy. she experienced the horrors. she did all those crimes. she has done nothing wrong. she deserves to kill. she’s the most interesting girl in the world. i didn’t say a name, but she popped into your head, didn’t she?

"i can fix him" ok well i can make him scared of me and hard

after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!

i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing