Well I Think Breaking Someone's Legs To Keep Them In Your Basement Is Very Romantic

bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

Normalize giving me a sword

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

do the wrong thing ❤️

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

honestly i have to kinda disagree with that post thats like “being knightcore doesnt mean pro monarchy just swear ur undying loyalty to ur bff or ur crush or smth”

no. thats not what makes it sexy. either grapple with your beloved master’s role as a symbol of the state or choose to ignore it entirely and remain their loyal hound to whatever end, uncaring of the structures of power which you serve. become naught but a blade, the burden of your choices left to settle in the hand that wields you. it’s not about being besties forever it’s about OWNERSHIP and DUBIOUS MORALITY and FRANKLY QUESTIONABLE POWER DIFFERENTIALS

dont unfollow. youre pregnant and it’s mine

“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.