Dude Your Goth Gf Just Fuckign Bit Me

i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

*trying to say i like a fictional character* yeah he activates my predator animal drive

It's hard to get close to me because of my big knife

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

why must the guard dog characters unquestioning devotion to their master be born from trust or some shit cant they be manipulated into it. raised into it. brainwashed even

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.