Eir - Blog Posts

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

two guys who sleep in each other’s arms at night because they’re both afraid the other will try kill them in their sleep

oh, sex? actually, can you just beat me up homoerotically so i can go home and jerk off about it later?

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

*getting my dick sucked* how useless and moronic this world is. Barbarity and pestilence have overtaken the world

*sucking someone's dick* glug glug shluuurp glug ahh smooch glug glug

The light caught your smile, and my poor heart burst into flame where I stood.

Elation.

Normalize giving me a sword

thoughts on

please for the love of god turn them back off

Kaveh Akbar, from “Personal Inventory: Fearless (Temporis Fila)”, Calling a Wolf a Wolf 

I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic

i saw a very important tiktok recently and knew i immediately needed it as a gif so here it is in case y’all want it as well

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

“match my freak” how about you match my poetic misery instead

good god.

"hurt people hurt people" okay i will okay i will

this hit me like a truck

"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed

And is that waify little idiot hiding behind you your boyfriend or are you being haunted by some sort of spectral ghool?

When the unerringly loyal right-hand men are referred to as dogs in the canon text