Not 2 Be Corny But. Sometimes I Think My Purpose On This Earth Is To Love People, Make Them Laugh, Be

honestly i have to kinda disagree with that post thats like “being knightcore doesnt mean pro monarchy just swear ur undying loyalty to ur bff or ur crush or smth”

no. thats not what makes it sexy. either grapple with your beloved master’s role as a symbol of the state or choose to ignore it entirely and remain their loyal hound to whatever end, uncaring of the structures of power which you serve. become naught but a blade, the burden of your choices left to settle in the hand that wields you. it’s not about being besties forever it’s about OWNERSHIP and DUBIOUS MORALITY and FRANKLY QUESTIONABLE POWER DIFFERENTIALS

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

fifth grader's report card with straight As and at the bottom the teacher wrote "extremely violent and dangerous young man"

You all hate me and my longsword and full plate armor

i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead