You’re Telling Me This Plot Has A Hole? Is It Tight?

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me

i called up the jerk store and asked if they had you in stock. They said they actually have way too many of you because nobody wants to buy you. You may think this is a compliment or a silly little reversal, but you would be wrong. The man on the phone explained that despite your significant overstocking at the jerk store, nobody wants to buy you because you are simply too much of a jerk. You are too much of a jerk for the jerk store. That is the point of my annecdote. Anyway, the divorce hearing is on Thursday at 4:45. Yeah in the morning.

Normal guy voice . I need to watch him lose consciousness in a vulnerable position

lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

Just had my moral compass surgically removed!

after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!

I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid