Are They… You Know… [trying To Die For Each Other While Adamantly Refusing To Acknowledge Their Feelings]

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

Jerking off any%

vulnerability is so important but I will not be partaking in it

Kaveh Akbar, from “Personal Inventory: Fearless (Temporis Fila)”, Calling a Wolf a Wolf 

And is that waify little idiot hiding behind you your boyfriend or are you being haunted by some sort of spectral ghool?

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

recently in the middle of a bdsm scene, i was about to gag my gf with a bit, and asked them 'sweetheart, do you have anything to say while you still can?'

and my gf, the most unhinged brat on earth, leaned in real close and answered 'yes daddy... i was DB cooper'

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead