Jerking Off Any%

normalize being an awful person who kills people and likes it. normalize being an abhorrent piece of shit who lies cheats and steals.

two guys who sleep in each other’s arms at night because they’re both afraid the other will try kill them in their sleep

in 2025 we need more character dynamics that are HR violations

sorry i can't shut the fuck up do you still wanna fuck me

dont unfollow. youre pregnant and it’s mine

you know what? fuck you *falls asleep tenderly in your arms*

"i can fix him" ok well i can make him scared of me and hard

"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed

bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me