"i Can Fix Him" Ok Well I Can Make Him Scared Of Me And Hard

Normalize giving me a sword

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

hey bro can i open up ur rib cage and rummage around in there until im up to my elbows in blood and then hold ur heart in my hands? no bro i promise it wont look gay i swear.

i can be so normal about knights. come closer

i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing

okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

“is resurrection romantic?” it can be. Come here

i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head