Yes Im Trying To Kill You LOL Stop Being So Immature About It

“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.

puts cocaine in my lipgloss so when he kisses me he thinks im god

Ask me how you can switch from short king to tall king with nothing but a hex wrench.

Limb Loss Boss

It's hard to get close to me because of my big knife

When the unerringly loyal right-hand men are referred to as dogs in the canon text

only 5 seconds

are they… you know… [trying to die for each other while adamantly refusing to acknowledge their feelings] soulmates?

self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

god complex? i actually find it quite simple: im better than them