Okay I Ruined Your Life But Did You Not Have Fun? Exactly Relax

The light caught your smile, and my poor heart burst into flame where I stood.

Elation.

i can be so normal about knights. come closer

i don't know if im alive or real anymore or if i ever was do yuo think you could cut a hole in me and stick your hand inside to check

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

My favorite relationship dynamic in fiction is a worshipper and their God. Not a literal God, but their God. The only thing in the whole world that matters to them. I will live for you, I would die for you, I would kill for you. My only moral compass is You. You can do no wrong in my eyes and I will never stray from your side. I was born to meet you and to love you. You are the only being I pray to. Your life isn’t just my passion, it’s my religion. You don’t think you’re anything special but you don’t see what I see. You don’t see that you’re the only person who’s ever made me feel this way. You don’t understand how beautiful you are to me and I will devote my entire life to making you understand and accept it.

i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

You all hate me and my longsword and full plate armor

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’