Latest Posts by scaramionee - Page 6

She's not perfect but omg I would absolutely love to have a parental figure like her in my life! ILYSM MOLLYYYY

You guys are NOT kind enough to Molly Weasley after what she went through. Losing both her brothers in the first war, her daughter being possessed by Voldemort, her youngest son nearly getting killed every year, taking in a random kid who was being abused by his guardians, nearly losing her husband, losing one of her sons . She is ALLOWED to be a bitch actually. All she was trying to do was protect her children from the fate her brothers experienced. I won't let you mfs act like she was evil for trying to protect Harry.

i hc dorcas meadows (character only mentioned once as being killed by voldemort during the first war and a part of the order) as an old lady who is older than albus and calls him little albus and pinches his cheeks and has lost most of her hearing at the point of 1970 and who claims she invented eating pussy with your mouth and that all her lesbian friends used to try to use spoons before she invented this (bathilda bagshot finding her so annoying for this ridiculous ahistorical lie)

James and Lily had Harry during a war!! The possibility of them dying and leaving Harry alone was not something they were unaware of!! They knew it was completely possible, especially since they were literally fighting and targeted!! They didn't pick Godfather in your average, sweet, honorable, fluffy way!! it was literally life or death, it was about who they'd leave Harry to!! So the fact that mid war, targeted and threatened, they picked the one person they fully believed would be perfect to raise, protect and be responsible of Harry!! That was Sirius Black for a reason!!

If they did pick Sirius before the prophecy or before Harry's birth, before they were truly targetted, they stuck to that decision!!

But I. Still see. This fandom. Portraying Sirius. As an irresponsible caretaker. In Everyone Lives AUs. Mmm.

A young and curious Bellatrix to her Master: "What's your body count Master?"

Voldemort, realizing that Bellatrix is ​​referring to the lovers, but is an asshole and gives the number of murders as the number: "I think at least 150."

Bellatrix (in shock): "That many!?"

Voldemort: "There are probably more, but who's keeping count?"

sirius has grey eyes like walburga regulus has blue eyes like orion

As long as Kittywater is not called kittystar, I'm chilling with it.

(still salty starchaser means Jegulus. Star has always been Sirius, so that's what I thought it was? why would you make it so confusing? It's also funny cause the younger sibling just stole from the older one, like damn, this really is Regulus core)

Finally he got someone to match his freak lmfao

Kittywater date night. Making a collage about the Drak Lord.

fr like what the fuck is noblestarbitchchasesunkillercurseflower and why are people so obsessed with it I need to know NOW

the names of ships in the marauders fandom are so confusing bc there’s like five flowers, three stars, I get used to a ship name then find out about fucking cucumberstar or whaleflower or something and have to scroll through 20 completely unrelated tags to find out who it is

Wait I really cannot remember who was this man WHO IS HEEE

I havent seen many people around talk about Aelius Montgomery so i thought id make a post about some canon info we know about him!!

He was a male slytherin character who went to hogwarts around a similar time to the marauders!

First of all we know he was born somewhere in december 1960 (people generally believe he was born on the 23rd) which makes him the year below the marauders!!

He was a cousin to lucius malfoy

He was a death eater!! He seemed to be less trusted within the DEs (i thought maybe he'd had history with an order member?? Lmk your thoughts) but he did have the dark mark

He had blonde hair (i think it was long i cant fully remember) which was on brand with him being related to the malfoys haha

Generally he hung out with the death eaters but he was kind of like,, a peter sort of role (sidekick)

So yeah if you didnt know that stuff then here you go!!

I have to say this before going mad:

SIRIUS BLACK IS TALL! TALLER THAN ANY OF THE MARAUDERS AND THE ONLY MARAUDERS WHO WAS DESCRIBED TO BE TALL.

Harry says Sirius was tall, not Lupin. IF HE WAS SHORTER THAN REMUS, HE WOULD HAVE SAY HE WAS SHORTER.

Thank you.

Sorry for the aggressive tone.

Sirius is the only person James considers an equal. Lily is the only person he considers above him.

We NEED to be more attentive to our lover boy Xeno here bcz I'm 100% sure Luna got her eccentric personality from her dad. Let Pandora be a badass witch who practices dangerous experiments for fun and absolutely terrifies everyone except she's a real softie inside and Xeno be staring at her like 😍😍 this from the other side of the class.

pandora would go up to trees and whisper to the faye people she believed lived there.

I'LL TAKE BOTHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If I'm being realistic, based on my own characterization of the characters and how they live freely in my head; for prongsfoot to work:

1-Prongsfoot happened before Jily happened at all.

2-It happened during their later 30s-40s and after James had years divorced(also Sirius had 0 things to do with the divorce). (Meaning James and Lily don't die btw lol).

3-Lily is the only one who died.

4-Jilypad happened.

But I also think:

1- I don't personally like this option because this means no Harry.

2- Idk if, in this case, one of them would have caught feelings for the other before jily again (or Sirius during, cheating is a nono for James even emotional) , but I feel like due their age and many circumstances, they wouldn’t explore that, they cared about their friendship too much (like TOO much) I feel like that their bond was enough when they were in their teens and 20s. And I love the idea of jily falling out of love sometimes because it is realistic, and they do fall in love very young, and I love the idea of life crisis, trying to figure out shit, one having many patterns and roads, not meaning that one road is unimportant, but meaning that you go through it, change and flexibility and new emotions etc etc (this is one of my fav)

3-I love the angst of this, I really want to explore the idea myself. Harry being raised by James. Sirius not ending up in prison. Grief. A lot of grief. What would happen to the Marauders and the war, and especially Lily fucking Evans haunting the narrative etc etc.

4-Tops everything else. They're family<3

Even tho I have read cheating prongsfoot works, it's not like I mind them, but for me to read them, I go, "Oh, shit! I love the writing style, the wording, and the tension (if a work is good, I will read it. It doesn't matter if someone made James fucking blonde/now that I think about it blonde James is a nono, but you get me). But I have to disconnect with my Sirius, James, and Lily bcs I see these mfs loyal to a fault."

likeafunerall's art is out of this world bro OMGGGG

sorry if I didn't spell their name right 😐😐

One thing you need to understand is that James Potter would do 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 for Sirius Black. And when I say anything, I mean ANYTHING. That man is so pathetic for Sirius, honestly.

Who did NOT have a crush on Tom Riddle back then? Now's that's a fucking problem.

Regulus had a crush on X, Y, Z- girl Regulus had a crush on Voldemort THAT WAS THE PROBLEM-

Hot Walburga Black is canon in my head because where else Sirius got that haughty good looks from except her?

Can we agree as a fandom that every peer of Sirius and Regulus had a crush on Walburga Black???? That woman was lethal!!! She walked next to someone, and they probably fainted!!! She smelled sooo gooood!!!!!! They all thought she was veela!!!!! Her eyes were rumored to pierce souls!!!!

James swallowed dry spit every time he saw Walburga.

Peter started to mutter to himself poetry.

Remus blushed crazyy pink.

Mary found out she liked girls.

Lily started to sniff the air unconsciously.

Marlene manifested to sleep with her.

Barty jr had her as the standard of beauty.

Dorcas would pay money to come to Regulus' house.

Pandore was caught sneaking in on the said house.

Evans forgot to close his gaping mouth.

Sirius and Regulus wanted to kill themselves and them

Sirius saw James everywhere. He saw him everywhere after his death. He didn’t only see James in Harry, that's the least fucked up of them all at least Harry as his son had a little of James. Sirius had already 12 fucking years that had gone insane, he saw James in every corner of every damn place it didn’t take Harry for Sirius to start to see James. He saw him in everything and everywhere OH GOD- OH FUCKING-! He probably saw James in Remus, he probably saw him in Ron, he probably saw him in specific foods, room, jokes, voice, laughs, eyes, smile, colours, smells, he probably saw him every night- a dark shadow right outside his chamber, he saw him at the cornor of his eyes, in every turn of eyes. James always haunted Sirius, it didn’t take Harry!!!!!

Voldy has NO RIGHT to call reggie a faggot when he was so gay for Abraxas Malfoy.

RIP Regulus I guess

one of those cats in Umbridge's office was definitely Regulus btw

Chat I'm confused what does it mean actually if y'all don't mind?

I personally characterize Regulus as a "glass child" due to how problematic Sirius was but that's just me alright

Elon Musk and Trump are fucking cancers to this society

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Day 8400000 of praying to God to send me a man who'll pin after me the same way James pinned after Lily 😭😭

Your brain is soooo hot for realizing this pookie

rosewater is the hottest skittles ship you guys r just cowards

Wolfstar but Remus is the only one pathetically pinning after Sirius and Sirius is in a relationship with Mary (Gasp!) and having the time of his life currently after Remus told him that he would never date him ( cannon Remus is a coward so that's why) and to get over him Sirius starts hooking up with Mary but falls in love with her and Remus is just a chill guy suffering from afar.

I love and support you all who are shipping Regulus/Umbridge rn, but I feel it is based on the HP wiki reasoning the latest possible date for her birth is 1961, not that she WAS born in 1961. I do not think she and Regulus were the same age. If Sirius had been at school with her, I think we would have heard about it from him (I mean, he’s got some choice words about Bertha Jorkins…)

My point is that you’re missing the possibility (probability) in which Regulus/Umbridge is actually a 15+ year age gap. And it’s wonderfully horrible to consider. I think he’s her little kitty. I think she dresses him up.

Dolores Umbridge was a raging bitch with a good girl teacher's pet persona during her time in Hogwarts and since Regulus Black couldn't stand her nosy ass poking in every direction he decided to fuck her and make a whore out of her to teach her a lesson. Little did he knew Jane was actually into hardcore and they started to test each other's limits and fast forward they got into BDSM and then they fell in love somehow but since she's a half blood he broke it off with her because his family wouldn't allow him to marry a blood traitor and then he tragically dies and Dolores becomes sad and broken and yes your honor it's cannon because I said so.

Especially Bartemius Crouch Jr that man is creepy as hell bro

if you have a deep hatred for umbridge while loving canonical death eaters, you should ask yourself why is that <3

Dolores Umbridge was a raging bitch with a good girl teacher's pet persona during her time in Hogwarts and since Regulus Black couldn't stand her nosy ass poking in every direction he decided to fuck her and make a whore out of her to teach her a lesson. Little did he knew Jane was actually into hardcore and they started to test each other's limits and fast forward they got into BDSM and then they fell in love somehow but since she's a half blood he broke it off with her because his family wouldn't allow him to marry a blood traitor and then he tragically dies and Dolores becomes sad and broken and yes your honor it's cannon because I said so.

dolores black has a nice ring to it methinks

The way I'm absolutely enjoying these jegu*us shippers getting their knickers in a twist whenever they come across a kittywater ship, they try to tell us that it's totally not possible and unrealistic, that it came outta nowhere just because they were born during the same year...girl bffr, don't forget your own ROOTS bro James is literally married and you're shipping him with a death eater that committed crimes against his wife and had no interactions in cannon...LMFAO was this how jily shippers felt when jegu*us was on the rise? Babe remember who u are 🤪🤪