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Bella and Cissy should be-

Abortion worthy fetus 1

Abortion worthy fetus 2

How Sirius has people saved in his phone ✨️

James — the notorious J.F.P.

Peter — wormussy

Remus — moonalicious moons

Lily — Lily Jasmine Evans of House Evans

Mary — Lily's friend (fit)

Marlene — box dye blonde girl

Emmeline — Andrea ? Idk

Alice — Hot girl on quidditch team

Frank — Hot guy on quidditch team

Dorcas — girl w/ the good hair

Pandora — freaky bitch

Evan — the one w/ the freak twin

Barty — Bartemius

Andromeda — Andi

Bellatrix — cousin 1

Narcissa — cousin 2

Xenophilius — blonde guy w/ the eyes

Regulus — kreacher fucker

HELP HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

Ngl they'll make great enemies with benefits

"No hate; but I wonder why people would ship Snirius. How would that even happen?", I asked my s/o. This is what he answered:

Still not hard enough bro BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊

gem i found on twitter

Just saw someone say this ship absolutely makes no sense and I went to their account and saw they were a jegulus shipper. Girl get a grip.

the only person Regulus Arcturus Black was having a secret relationship with during his fifth year was halfblood Dolores Jane Umbridge

Thousand times better than whatever the fuck Jegulus is. Someone pls write a fic of them imao it'll be hilarious.

guys regulus and umbridge are so perfect for each other

they’re both evil little shits who like to pretend that they’re the heroes of the story and the victims of their situations even though every awful thing they did was a conscious choice! they’re made for each other!!

IDK bro I really hate fanon Regulus and the only person he deserves as his lover is Umbridge because they are both horrible people and insufferable ❤️. Nothing is more satisfying than seeing two horrible people loving each other for purely selfish reasons imao.

I might as well start writing one-woman shows at this point.

Jilypad brainrot go brrrrrrr

They're consumed in a love triangle but James is in love with both Sirius AND Lily, Lily is in love with both James AND Sirius, and Sirius is in love with both James AND Lily.

Nobody can separate them, ever.

I believe AND headcannon that when James started to like Lily he used to send her love letters just to fuck with her but when it got serious and he started to actually fall in love with her, he wrote her poems about how her hair was the exact shade of the winter fire that burned inside his soul for her.

Just a reminder that Lily and James are soulmates. <3

Destined to meet in every universe. <3

Born meant for a collision. <3

They’re a rare phenomenon. <3

There’s only a few other occurances of similar phenomena but they’re not soulmates - Tonks’ patronus changed to Remus, Snape’s patronus was Lily. That was closer to obsession than the pure cosmic twins that Lily Evans and James Potter are. It could not have been a shock to anyone to learn that a world-changing prophecy is made about their son.

They were always going to be someone important to each other, they weren’t chained to a pre-written romance. Their romance is entirely their own, and it’s unimaginable how much love they had because it’s something otherworldly.

If they were to be separated by death, neither Lily or James would ever fall in love again. They’re that cutesy.

I don't know man this picture of Hugh Dancy with eyeliner immediately reminded me of Sirius Orion Black.

*Sighs* young 90's long haired Hugh Dancy as Sirius Black kinda goes hard tho ngl....

I don't know why but I'm always happy to see Hannibal on trending, so I want to share Hugh Dancy with eyeliner, good night<3

mother fr

I just know Lily Evans' body is tea. No matter how you hc her, her body is absolutely tea.

The Jilypad propaganda finally got me well captured I fear

SIRIUS BLACK LOVED JAMES AND LILY POTTER. THEY WERE THE TRIO THAT EVERYONE KNEW. EVEN VOLDEMORT FUCKING KNEW IT WAS THE THREE OF THEM. THATS WHY SIRIUS ASKED THEM TO CHANGE THE SECRET KEEPER IN THE FIRST PLACE. LET HIM LOVE THEM BOTH. Let him fuck them both. HE LOVED THEM BOTH. THEY LOVED HIM BACK. NEVER SAW TWO WITHOUT THE OTHER CLOSE BEHIND. HE WAS LILY AND JAMES POTTERS CLOSEST CONFIDANT. HE WAS A POTTER UNTIL THE DAY HE DIED. SIRIUS BLACK LOVED JAMES AND LILY POTTER.

The kind of sex I want requires like 3 layers of psychological manipulation

SHUT UP IMFAOOOO HE WOULD ACTUALLY DO THAT

saw someone on tiktok asking why gihun didn’t shove the tracker up his ass and people are saying frontman would personally check it 😭😭😭😭

will never be able to watch this scene the same way again after the intense sexual tension between these 2 in season 2

No because I was planning to watch Supernaturals and then I just found out that apparently people ACTUALLY shipped Sam and Dean??!!

Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I know that y'all's only excuse will be "this is just fiction," "Get over it, it's not that deep I'm a pro shipper," or even worse, "It's not hurting anybody" oh my god you guys are so sick what the fuck. What in the world....people actually liking to ship two brothers truly surprised and horrified me beyond my comprehension. Please GET HELP IMMEDIETLY.

I took a look at the #wincest tag and literally what the fuck...???

Idk how ANYONE dares say its real? Like bro wtf?

Why are you admitting to liking incest?

Why are you proud to ship two brothers together?

Especially after that one episode where they called dean/sam shippers out when they found out about the spn books

I saw a comment say they just choose to ignore the destiel moments after s3 and the 'wincest chemistry' is still there.

Im literally sick to my stomach i didnt know people were fr about this shit

I filtered the tag and will spend the rest of my life ignoring it for my own mental health

Absolutely PEAK dark romance imo. Gotta reread this again.

Emily Brontë, from "Wuthering Heights," originally published in 1847

faust (1858) by charles gounod | le fantôme de l'opèra (1910) by gaston leroux | wuthering heights (1939) by william wyler | la belle et la bête (1947) by jean cocteau | labyrinth (1986) by jim henson | van helsing (2004) by stephen sommers | the phantom of the opera (2004) by joel schumacher | crimson peak (2014) by guillermo del toro | consumed (2014) by david cronenberg | nosferatu (2024) by robert eggers

Rose and Jack as in Lily and James ??!! STOP OMG THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL WHA-

his name starts w a j & her name is a type of flower n u already know which one it is (bonus points if she has red hair)

or alt: the au where only one of them dies (harry was conceived in the car✊😔)

okay but I need the backstory to this immediately.

we know james and sirius are incredibly gifted wizards, and from what we see of sirius and what we hear of james, also incredibly gifted duellers. I don’t see either of them as being particularly cautious or fearful in their fifteen-year-old iterations.

so what is it that makes them eye lily warily as soon as her wand is out? do they just know how brilliant she is because they’ve been in lessons with her for five years? I choose to believe there’s more to it. has she hexed them specifically? has she hexed other students in their presence?

I think this specific line breaks down the entire concept of lily being a perfect little prefect. james and sirius, known troublemakers and avid duellers, are genuinely nervous when looking down the wand of lily evans! there is something there and I’ll never stop thinking about it.

I’m obsessed with the idea of vigilante lily evans hexing potter and black out of perceived service to the school. puts a whole new spin on “you’re just as bad as he is” in which…she…is just…as bad…as potter and black. delicious to me!!!!!

Fleamont Potter you lucky bitch.

if y’all ever wondered where james potter got his looks from

euphemia potter aka marauders hottest mom

That man is the living embodiment of being a "Raging Bisexual" , ain't no way he did NOT have a crush on Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, both of them simultaneously.

What do you mean canon James is straight ??? I mean, even in a Jily universe, he has a crush on Frank Longbottom for a month in 4th year. You can't say otherwise.

All I ask from God is to have a friend group like this.

This reminds me so much of that scene in TCOPTP where even tho Remus hated the rain, he watched Sirius and James play and laugh under it with so much love and fondness that It made him wonder if he didn't hate the rain so much after all.

(acc: guine_evere on IG)

PREACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Good morning ☀️

Regulus Black but make him even more twinkier ✨

Mark Eydelshteyn in Anora (2024)

Imma let those trains run over this twink mf

ivan zakharov count your days buddy

ANORA (2024) dir. Sean Baker

Fuck Ivan all my homies hate Ivan

some of my favorite things about Anora in no particular order (SPOILERS BELOW):

the goons, wow what all timer movie goons. concussed guy for goon of the year

when anora beats the shit out of those goons for a fifteen minute stretch and they get increasingly more afraid of her. comedy gold, just pitch perfect comedy treading the line between should-i-be-worried-for-her and the disarming buffoonery of the goons

ivan's mom stomping on the last step of the private jet stairs. her incredible houndstooth suit. every second of her on screen.

all of them throwing the pens at the annulment woman

ivan's dad dying laughing during the annulment as anora throws all of the moms shit on the ground

every parking in new york joke from the ticket in front of the courthouse to getting towed down on brighton beach

how the entire time, nobody pulls out a weapon, not once. and yet, the threat of violence and danger still lingers in the periphery because of the deftly constructed tension of the roving camera and contextually what we don't know about this family and the broader scope of ivan's world and the looming threat of the parents. how far can she push the goons until they get violent, and yet they never really do, but baker never lets you exhale that breath.

when they walked into tatianas..... like sean does his RESEARCH

also the t.A.T.u needle drop like i screamed

also the fight over driving or walking for five minutes in the cold. the new york specificity in this movie is pinpoint accurate, down to the mundane

the ending, her having a breakdown release of everything that had happened to her and how humiliated she was, but also how she thought she had gotten out and made a fairytale of her life. how using her body was the only power she has ever had, and how that was what she defaulted to with Igor in that last scene, but it was when he wanted to kiss her that the facade of power broke down and so did she. how she had to face her own humanity, and in that moment ask herself if she wanted to kiss him, because he was giving her perhaps her first real choice in a long time, and that opened a pathway to maybe questioning whether she truly wanted any of what had happened to her. maybe in that moment she realized that her body is not as powerful as she perhaps convinced herself it was. she was far more powerless than all her bravado and will probably always be powerless in the socioeconomic systems of the world that are built up around her. how disposable she was made to feel maybe for the first time, and how she thought she had built up that bravado and detached arrogance around herself so that she would never feel that way, but the feeling still seeped through nonetheless. all of that delivered wordlessly, in silence, buried under the falling white snow that will throw a white, pristine blanket over everything as if nothing significant had happened at all.

but also like igor, i too would fall in love with her almost instantly and tbh i did. rip to Ivan, anora i am hopelessly in love with you, and i would die for you.

Anora (2024) dir. Sean Baker

NOW KISS EACH OTHER ON THE MOUTH

Where are my ao3 girlies with their fanfics for them 😭😭😭

anora: having the worst fucking day of her life

igor: look at her go!

I JUST WATCHED ANORA AND IT WAS SO GOOD AND MIKEY IS SO PRETTY OMG-

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