“ If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I Was Attacked By Giant Alligators I’d Have… Well, I’d Have

Alan: I really don't think you should do this

John: I'm not taking advice from someone who prounounces the 'g' in lasanga

Virgil: We came to kick butt, catch bad guys, and eat pie

Gordon: Not necessarily in that order

Virgil: No

Gordon: And it hasn't been

Virgil: We started with the pie

Gordon: Always

Ned Tedford: I've finally conquered my fear of ghosts!

Alan: That's the spirit!

Ned, clutching Gladys: Oh fuck, where???

John: We need wifi

Scott: Okay let’s not get carried away, we NEED oxygen

John: We HAVE oxygen, we NEED wifi

Haha

I’ve seen posts about the paladins making up their own memes while in space, but I don’t think I’ve seen anything in regards to them referencing Earth memes and confusing the shit out of poor Allura and Coran. 

Ex: 

*everyone hears about Hunk’s cooking at the space mall* *proceed to throw Gordon Ramsey jokes everywhere*

Pidge, running in circles: “WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE???”

Keith, holding Lance’s face between two pieces of bread: “What are you?”

Lance: “An idiot sandwich”

Shiro, squinting at a plate of food goo: “This goo is so green, it could be coming out of your nose.”

Allura and Coran: ??????

..

Lance, to Keith after an argument: “Catch me outside, how bou dat???”

Allura: “We’re in space please do not exit the castle????”

..

*Lance slips and falls on something*

Pidge: “I can’t believe Lance is fucking dead.”

Coran, befuddled: “He’s perfectly fine all of his suits functions show-”

..

*loses Keith in a crowd* *Lance climbs onto a chair*

Lance: “LANCE IS A USELESS, SEVENTH WHEEL”

Keith: “WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY”

Lance: “There he is”

Allura, to Hunk: “Do humans often scream self deprecating sentences over crowds of strangers?”

..

Allura, in the middle of a fight: “WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP”

*cue paladins singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley*

Allura: “We are in BATTLE”

..

Coran, discussing infiltration plans for Galra base: “And then Shiro and Keith will enter in through the main doors.”

Shiro: “One does not simply walk into a Galra base.”

Coran: “That’s…that’s what I just said. Were you not listening?”

Aone: I'm sorry for psychologically scarring you.

Asahi: Which time?

Alan: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends to fight crime with

Gordon: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends to commit crime with!

Virgil: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends

Scott: I wish I had friends

John: I wish I could knit

“ When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’.”

- Kayo

Haha so true

Kayo: Don't worry, I've still got a few knives up my sleeves

Jeff: I think you mean 'tricks'

Virgil *sighing heavily*: She did not

Kayo *rapidly pulling out knives*: I did not