Latest Posts by scubagal015 - Page 7

John: Ever heard of regulating your emotions and behaving like a normal person?

Scott: Never met her

Kayo: Scott?

Scott, crying: Dad used to call me Scott

Kayo: Yeah, that's cause it's your fucking name

Virgil: We came to kick butt, catch bad guys, and eat pie

Gordon: Not necessarily in that order

Virgil: No

Gordon: And it hasn't been

Virgil: We started with the pie

Gordon: Always

Alan: *taps pen*

Gordon: *taps pen in response*

Scott: Stop that.

Alan: Stop what?

Scott: You’re talking about me in Morse code.

Gordon: Yes, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

[Later]

Gordon, to Virgil: That’s exactly what we did.

Gordon: Go big or go home!

Virgil, with tears in his eyes: Please, Gordon, please. For once in your life, just this once, I’m literally begging you to go home.

Gordon, whispering : I’m goin’ big

Grandma: Hey, have you seen Alan?

Scott: Yeah, he was staring through the window when the rain began

Scott: If it gets any worse we should probably consider letting him in

“ I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for ten minutes”

- John

Scott, knocking on the door: Kayo, open up

Kayo: It all started when my uncle left…

Scott: That’s not what I-

Alan: let her finish

Penelope: When I said ‘Bring me back something from the beach’ I meant like a seashell

Gordon, struggling to keep hold of a seagull: Well you didn’t fucking say so

Virgil: I SAID I WANTED MCDONALDS

Jeff, confused: I know, I bought you McDonald's

Virgil: I MEANT A HAPPY MEAL, NOT THE WHOLE COMPANY

“ Hey EOS, long time no see, you’re looking very….. happy? I can never tell”

- Alan, visiting Thunderbird 5

Gordon [texting Alan]: Did you just hang up on me because I said ‘on fleek’?

Alan [responding]: Yes. Zero tolerance policy.

Scott: I've been trying to tell you this for years. You're bacon allergy is something Mom made up to get you to eat healthy

Virgil: That's not true! I'm allergic to lots of things: donuts, Halloween candy, not saying 'please' and 'thank you' ...

Virgil: Wait

Scott: I wish you would just admit when you've made a mistake

John, calmly stirring his coffee: Fuck you, I prefer it with salt

Alan: Does anyone agree that we do not have enough heart emojis?

John: There are eleven heart emojis, why would we need more?

Alan: Because I want more

Grandma: What if I implemented a 'no pets policy' in this villa?

Virgil: Well shit Grandma, we can't just throw Gordon out like that

Alan: Why are you like this?

Kayo: I used too much "no more tears" shampoo as a child and I haven't felt a single emotion since then

Gordon: I once had a crush on someone and I didn't know how to handle it so I just filled their car with heart shaped confetti

Scott: Wow

Penelope: That's so funny, I once went to FAB 1 and found it full of heart shaped confetti

Gordon: How fun! I have to go and water my dog now

Brains: *knocks someone out with a calculator*

Brains: Bet you weren't counting on t-that!

Gordon, still up at 3am: If you work on a farm and your job is to look after the chickens, you are a chicken tender

Alan, eyes wide, staring at the ceiling: ...

Kidnapper: I have your brother

John: Which one?

Kidnapper: The quite one

John: Wrong, I have none of the sort

Scott: When I was in high school I left a trail of broken hearts, like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Kayo: You're kinda proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

Virgil *dropping Gordon of at the airport*: Have a safe flight

Gordon: I can't really control that

Virgil *already driving off*: Die then

Scott: I need you to swear-

Gordon: Fuck

Scott: No, I meant like promise

Gordon: Oh. Less cool but ok

Alan: Gordon and I are very close, this year we shared a toothbrush

Gordon:...I was not aware of that

Alan: Well, we did

Gordon: Virgil can you help me spell 'Delicious'?

Virgil: D to the E to L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the, to the

Alan: HIT IT FERGIE

Kayo: Scott?

Scott, crying: Dad used to call me Scott

Kayo: Yeah, that's cause it's your fucking name

'' I need EOS there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me''

- John, about attending public events

Alan: Can I go ride my skateboard outside?

Scott: Whatever, I'm not your mom

*10 seconds later*

Scott: ALAN, NOT ON THE ROAD!

Virgil: We came to kick butt, catch bad guys, and eat pie

Gordon: Not necessarily in that order

Virgil: No

Gordon: And it hasn't been

Virgil: We started with the pie

Gordon: Always