Scenario 1

someone: hey can i get your number?

kageyama, confused: 9

thank you very much for this @sheriffbuddy dance at the prom

Could you imagine Steve doing this type of thing to Billy.

Like maybe Billy is about to have a beer at 9:00 in the morning and Steve immediately switches that out with juice.

Or Billy chain smoking a little and steve takes the next cigarettes out of his mouth and replaces it with a lollipop.

greta: and they were losers!

richie: oh my god they were losers

Waiter: I'm sorry sir, but your card has been declined

Steve: run it again

Waiter: I ran it three times

Steve, to Billy: this is so embarrassing. do you mind taking care of it?

Billy: no problem. *grabs waiter by the collar and pulls him close* he said run it again

Draco [walks into room]: Sorry I was late, I was... doing things.

Harry [enters the room, noticeably dishevelled]: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

Eddie: you know what your problem is? You’re really cute, but no one ever taught you to shut your piehole

Richie:

Richie: you think I’m cute?

Remus: you're so pretty when you shut the fuck up

Sirius: awWW PRONGS DID YOU HEAR THAT HE CALLED ME PRETTY

Levi : i care about all of my soldiers equally

Erwin : we have been attacked

Levi : is eren okay