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So are we going to talk about that for Max, independence day will always be the day when she cried over her brother's dead body? And how those children are young to have this shit instead of national holiday? I just-

no one:

absolutely no one:

not a damn ineffable soul:

the good omens fandom:

Chat, patroling with his blue scarf cause its cold: hi m’lady

Ladybug: wtf are you doing with Adrien’s scarf that i made?

Chat: wait what?

Ladybug: a-adrien?

Chat:

Chat: .. dad?

Harry: I’m not getting into anymore more stupid debates with you.

Draco: Water is not wet.

Harry: How the fuck is water not wet it’s water-

A: *does something cute*

B: I don't care.

Narrator: But he did care.

Draco: alright we need to get through this locked door! Harry give me your credit card.

Harry giving it: okay

Draco, pocketing it: thanks. Now Hermione cast alahamora

Jean: Hey Eren, you can attack my titan anytime.

Eren: Huh, didn`t know 3 inch classes existed.

Jean: …

Levi: *deadpan af* Get rekt boi.

“ This voice…”

Just try to tell me that Levi does not feel anything for Eren. That he does everything on orders. Yes, of course, that’s it. He has absolutely no feelings for Eren, of course. look at Levi’s face when he realized that Eren had become a titan and something had happened. He realized that Eren was alone with the enemy, stronger than him. Levi instantly makes a decision and flies to him. save him. protect him.

Mike: Why is Richie crying in the bathroom?

Stan: He’s drunk.

Mike: And?

Stan: He heard Eddie is married.

Mike: …

Stan: …

Mike: But he’s Eddie’s husband.

Stan: I know.

Harry *age 5*: Dad, I can’t feel my leg

James *stares into space*: It’s because your leg is dead

Harry *on the verge of tears*: What?

James: Nah kidding

Harry: Oh

James: Actually I’m not, your leg is really dead and I’m afraid I’ll have to cut it off for good

Harry *already crying*: Mom!!!!