Or

“You told her the wave was seven feet.

You ran to her, on the beach.

There were seagulls.

She wore a hat with a blue ribbon.

A long dress with a blue and red flower.

Yellow sandals, covered in sand.

She was pretty.

She was really pretty.

And you…

You were happy.”

El:bitchin

Billy:can I keep her?

Ravenclaw: *sitting and listening to the rain* I like the rain, it's peaceful.

Slytherin: It'll help clean up a murder.

Ravenclaw: You wouldn't need the rain to clean up after you if you used an icicle as the murder weapon.

Hufflepuff: What is wrong with the both of you?

Person A: so, how’s the prettiest person in the world doing?

Person B: *barely spares A a glance*

Person B: *casually* i don’t know. how are you?

Person A:

Person A: *voice cracks* i’m fine

Harry: hello

Narcissa: oh mr. Potter your eyes really looks like emeralds

Harry: ...

Draco: mama!

Narcissa: yeah, Draco was right, your shape of eyebrows looks perfect

Draco: maAaaAAama

Dudley:who is Cedric?

Dudley:Your boyfriend?

Draco:

Found the best edit I’ve ever seen ohmygod

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Someone: Steve Rogers is straight

Me: