Guide To Zero Waste As A College Student.

them: what languages do you know?

me: visual basic, python and a bit of java

them:

me:

them:

me: ...oh you meant like speaking?

“We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.” ~ Stephen Hawking (1942 - 2018)

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Types stereotype at school/college (sarcastic)

MBTI in college (stereotypical/sarcastic)

I’ll do college. This turned out to be more stereotypical than sarcastic :/

INFJ - Sits around the campus to people-watch for hours, makes friends with the campus cat, realizes they are actually the campus cat, actually makes an effort to cook

INTJ - Is graduating a year early because they take twice the normal course load even during the summer, somehow still has time to read books that are not required textbooks

INTP - Lives in the computer lab, always wears the same clothes (because they’re too lazy to go home to shower), forgets to go to classes and exams, miraculously stays up for 72 hrs straight before essay due dates

INFP - Goes on a quest to find themselves, changes majors 5 times, enters an existential crisis and broods about life for months, stops caring about the outside world and walks into every single pole and door on campus

ISFJ - Wanders around the campus with neatly organized binders, color-codes post-its, and colorful gel pens, could open a stationary store but they’re way too attached to their pens

ISFP - Sneaks into the science lab to rescue all the lab animals, opens an animal rights club, finds their true calling by becoming a social activist, runs a rally every week on campus

ISTP - Goes to classes but always sits at the back and sleeps, tries to make their own beer as an experiment, joins a band, forgets they were in school

ISTJ - Has tons of “friends” who constantly ask to borrow their very organized lecture notes, low key enjoys the popularity

ENTP - Makes money off ISTJ’s notes by photocopying and selling them to other students, becomes a full time entrepreneur, drops out

ENFP - Keeps failing exams because they get bored and doodle all over the essay questions, switches majors 20 times, is undeclared until 4th year

ENTJ - Gets an internship during 2nd year, job offers during the 3rd year, is reluctant to come back to school but unfortunately they do need those grades for law school

ENFJ - Volunteers at charities around the city, can be seen at student networking events, joins a bunch of student clubs and ends up running all of them

ESFP - Is constantly hungover or constantly high, crashes parties as a hobby, can never be found inside their dorm room

ESTP - Breaks into school at night to drink because just taking classes is not challenging enough, streaks around the campus when final exams are done

ESTJ - An honor student with straight A’s, reads all textbooks since the first month, argues with professors for getting some facts wrong, ends up being a Teaching Assistant

ESFJ - Is in college for the sole purpose of making friends and hanging out with them, succeeds, has at least 10 friends in every class, holds house parties with 100+ people, everyone mistakes their house for a sorority/frat

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The Houses as Programming Languages

Gryffindor: CSS

Ravenclaw: HTML

Hufflepuff: JavaScript

Slytherin: C#

becoming vegan because factory farming is unethical is like deciding that since walmart and amazon mistreat their employees you are now going to get everything you need out of dumpsters

in honor of her passing, types as carrie fisher quotes please?

ISTJ: “I don’t want to be thought of as a survivor because you have to continue getting involved in difficult situations to show off that particular gift, and I’m not interested in doing that anymore.”ISFJ: “I act like someone in a bomb shelter trying to raise everyone’s spirits.”INFJ: “There are definitely some things that are only mine. I am someone who dreams at night, and you don’t know what I’m dreaming.”INTJ: “I am a spy in the house of me. I report back from the front lines of the battle that is me. I am somewhat nonplused by the event that is my life.”ISTP: “I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive.”ISFP: “I don’t want my life to imitate art, I want my life to be art.”INFP: “I don’t think Christmas is necessarily about things. It’s about being good to one another, it’s about the Christian ethic, it’s about kindness.”INTP: “Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.” ESTP: “I shot through my twenties like a luminous thread through a dark needle, blazing toward my destination: Nowhere.”ESFP: "Instant gratification takes too long”ENFP: “Someone has to stand still for you to love them. My choices are always on the run.”ENTP: “If my life wasn’t funny, it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.”ESTJ: “There’s no room for demons when you’re self-possessed.”ESFJ: “Two of the saddest words in the English language are, ‘What party?’ And L.A. is the 'What party?’ capital of the world.”ENFJ: “Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.”ENTJ: “There is no point at which you can say, 'Well, I’m successful now. I might as well take a nap.’”