Latest Posts by shortbread-biscuit - Page 2

i love showering it's literally like... im clean now! lol. and i no longer have mental illnesses

@staff yall can delete me but you cant stop my pussy from being fat in real life so die

They hate to see a girlboss stimming…

PUSSY HAD ME LIKE YODELAYHEEHOOOOOOO

boy my neuro sure is diverging today

do i go on a walk or do i go bat shit insane

made this in a fit at 1 am

im eating the gemstones in the museum gift shop i like the taste

"neurodivergent people are bad at picking up social cues" statistically untrue every day i pick up on millions of social cues that literally do not exist

Wait y’all have morals?

nonchalantly brings up something I've been obsessing over for multiple months as if it just occurred to me right at that moment

babygirl i can repress feelings you’ve never even heard of before

oh yeah don’t worry about my leg bouncing, i’m fine. that’s just a thing i do when i’m bored, or excited, or nervous, or alive

i feel like being a milf lover is an essential job. dr fauci send me the vaccine

my immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex

Computer: *makes a sound*

Autistic: *makes the same sound*

[text ID: a tweet by @rhododaktulos that reads, ““my child is completely fine” your child’s favourite trope is found family”]

The neurodivergent experience is talking about your brain as if it's a separate entity from your self

Idk where the Nook/Redd are bitter exes came from but HOLY FUCK do I love it. Why am I so invested in this drama between a raccoon and a fox I will never know but,,,, yeah,,,, this is the good shit.

remember those bots on this site that said “bro it’s weekend join me in my gay heaven?” that was god and we missed the train

I firmly believe what ever you're obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you're real unlucky it was probably twilight.

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

oh no!!!

neil banging out the tunes pride flag

not now son daddy’s text post is flopping ...

trope where a character's eyes glow while they're using their powers

ive never proofread a single thing ive written in my life as soon the words are outside my brain i no longer recognize them as mine and i want nothing more to do with them