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practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

2001 / 2020

Tom Nook: Do you mind if I invite my old museum curator friend, Blathers?

Me, visibly sobbing: You tell that old son of a bitch to come home

any of us could be chosen to be disney's next first gay character... be careful kings

nobody talk to me, thinking about the poetic eroticism of mushroom omelette with chives

dog teeth #317