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the dumbest LWA headcanon I have is that since Ursula keeps her glasses after the finale, even when her identity is out and she’s keeping her hair red, that must mean she actually needs her glasses. I like to imagine she can barely see anything without them.

so like, big deal, right? lots of people wear glasses. who cares? Except for scenes like this where she gets ready to throw down.

Like this sure looks badass. Ursula’s here and she’s not leaving before she takes some names. 

But it’s super funny to me to watch these scenes where Ursula gets into all these big fights and does all these sick flips and kicks and takes down all of Croix’s little robots and imagine that she actually can’t see a thing of what she’s doing. At all. Like fine, maybe they’re actually just reading glasses, but watching through all her big action scenes with this headcanon that Ursula is basically doing all this blind makes them like, 200% more entertaining.

the music’s swelling, and Ursula is out there kicking ass. meanwhile all she’s actually seeing is;

“Once the Noir Rod is complete, you’ll see the true beauty of my plan, Chariot!”

“girl i can’t see goddamn shit”

They're siblings, your honor

Akko: *rambling* That’s why I think pink panther is misleading because why would they title a show ‘pink panther’ when panthers aren’t naturally pink. It should be one of the seven deadly sins—are you even listening to me?

Diana: Yes, it just takes a moment for me to process so much stupidity at once.

Akko: *opens a fortune cookie* "Family is a gift you recieve every day"

Diana: So they're making sarcastic ones now?

THE COLORS ARE SO PRETTY!

luz’s gf???? More like luz’s good friend, lgbts should stop making everything gay 🤚🙄

Don't bother him, he's chilling

LMAO MARCELINE

Dog contest

New Finn meme: Finn doing dog stuff, because he grew with dogs, and he surely has some dog habits

"ah yes my vampire girlfriend should have a photo reminder of my winky kissy face in the kitchen"