THE OWL HOUSE SEASON 2 SPOILERS

the fact that the only thing I understand is their names prove that im not paying attention

Diakko Math Problem Drabble

Diana stood in the rain, holding her fist against her chest while she told Akko that she had enough. She needed a break. Akko wasn't going to fight it - she understood. She'd give her time, but by the nine it still hurt. And so they went their separate ways, running away from the point where they confessed to each other in the first place. It was bittersweet but temporary; a moment to pause and reconsider. They'd come back - they both knew they would. But for now they had to walk away at the same time. In a hurry, Akko head north and ran at a rate of 8km/hr in a straight line. Diana, on the other hand, was more contemplative, walking east at the rate of 1km/hr. She wondered if things could have gone differently, and if space was needed in the first place. How fast are they separating from each other and what is the length of the hypotenuse of the triangle after formed after 30 minutes of walking?

I wrote this to send as a joke for Madi but then Fridge answered it with this and I want to cry now aDJASFLKSAJDLFKA:

Also I don't actually now the answer ok guys i just pulled this shit out of my ass

working memory bad 💚

DANA FUCKING TERRACE

I NEED

TO TALK

TO YOU

ABOUT

LUMITY

BEING

FUCKING CANON

THANK YOU

She/they cave hag 🦇 🎸

Hunter: Who’s this?

Luz: This is my partner, Amity.

Hunter: And you two are dating?

Luz: Yep!

Hunter: [turning to Amity]

Hunter: My condolences.

the dumbest LWA headcanon I have is that since Ursula keeps her glasses after the finale, even when her identity is out and she’s keeping her hair red, that must mean she actually needs her glasses. I like to imagine she can barely see anything without them.

so like, big deal, right? lots of people wear glasses. who cares? Except for scenes like this where she gets ready to throw down.

Like this sure looks badass. Ursula’s here and she’s not leaving before she takes some names. 

But it’s super funny to me to watch these scenes where Ursula gets into all these big fights and does all these sick flips and kicks and takes down all of Croix’s little robots and imagine that she actually can’t see a thing of what she’s doing. At all. Like fine, maybe they’re actually just reading glasses, but watching through all her big action scenes with this headcanon that Ursula is basically doing all this blind makes them like, 200% more entertaining.

the music’s swelling, and Ursula is out there kicking ass. meanwhile all she’s actually seeing is;

“Once the Noir Rod is complete, you’ll see the true beauty of my plan, Chariot!”

“girl i can’t see goddamn shit”

LMAOOOO

Why I did this?