You Come Into My Bog, On My Solar Return, And Don’t Even Bother To Learn The Local Customs?

Are there any redeeming qualities about sword and shield?? Like at all???

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

she notch on my bedpost till i line on her song

my brother read-ended one of his friends on the interstate today and he totaled his own car and the cop didn't even give him a ticket because he "was already having a hard enough night" and if that isn't cis white boy privilege i don't know what is

I can barely contain myself right now

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

you have been SNIFED, reblog to snif the next person

i physically need to explain all the new mcr lore but no one i know cares

𝒷𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓎 𝒹𝑜 𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓂𝑒

you know what? fuck you. *unionizes your salt*

Just once in my life I want to throw a Molotov Cocktail