I Could Get So Much Done If Only I Could Get Stuff Done

I am having a time because of the world and all I want to do is climb into a bog. (x)

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

logic brain knows that nothing’s gonna happen october 19th. but god do dan and phil love committing to a bit.

Of all the occult stuff you’ve read what’s a passage that makes you go “wtf buddy?”

The Anton Lavey ball musk salad thing.

Like, it's clearly tongue-in-cheek, but it's such a strange aside. He's clearly making fun of pickup artist "alpha male" types through hyperbolic satire, but he goes so hard with it that it kinda loops back around into...whatever this is.

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

🔥️🔥"Be Gay Commit Arson"🔥️🔥️

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

card declined three times trying to get toronto tickets and now i have to try to get tickets during an exam but save me chicago

right location

“i wasn’t very careful with it” … yeah you could say that