Rb To Give A Flower To The Person You Rb This From

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

Explains why you speak as an old god, deprived of peace

Have You Ever Slept.?

once, but my sleep was disturbed and my grave ransacked. Now I can never know peace

with midterms being tomorrow and living in michigan, i'm so damn grateful that i was able to go to a liberal college in a liberal city because as a trans person, i would not feel safe going to my high school in my hometown the next two days

Seasons Greasons from me and the bingus podes <3

Edit by @venort

im sorry i said short people dni . . . i was just jealous of your superior scuttling ability

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

aw hell yeah

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Link.

Smooth jazz is kinda funny