Call Me By Y/n

logic brain knows that nothing’s gonna happen october 19th. but god do dan and phil love committing to a bit.

I was walking down a road when I saw a large cougar in someone’s backyard. It was standing on its hind legs, casually leaning on the fence, watching me. Creeped out, I slowly backed away and left. Later on, I went to an Italian restaurant with my dad and saw that same cougar there, apparently working as a chef. He was standing at the counter in a white apron and chef’s hat, cutting vegetables with surprising skill. I ended up not ordering anything.

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

Diseased ratcore!

you have fleas

1320’s european aesthetic

you love to travel

you enjoy eating garbage and scraps

you wish you were born over 2,000 years ago

you’re feared by the townspeople

I can barely contain myself right now

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

genetics exam making my bag of topsoil look awfully tasty

wow! congrats, yall!

-hair

-musicianship

-freckles

-dress sense

-handwriting

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I dont have many mutuals

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-Nose

-Hair color

-My taste in music

-My art style

-My taste in books

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