I Can’t Be Clocked In At The Clown Factory Right Now I Have To Be Clocked In At The Microsoft Word

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Building a home for a toadlet

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I finished another moth yesterday, I’ve decided to give them the name ﾟ+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+ﾟ to match the theme of sleepy names. 

I gave her an entirely fluffy body and legs instead of just the thorax. I also made their wings a bit more closed and slighty different shaped. Her button eyes are also slightly mismatched, since I couldn’t find a true matching pair. 

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

college is like. i am the stupidest person in the world. i am a god. i am universally loved. these people only tolerate me because they live with me. everyone in this library desires me carnally. i am repulsive. i am myself. i am as far from myself as i have ever been. i am an adult and i have never left the womb. 

Things every child needs to hear:

i will love you the same no matter who you fall in love with, or who you’re attracted to (including if you never fall in love, or aren’t attracted to anyone)

i will love you the same no matter what name & pronouns you use, and how you dress & present yourself to the world. i will use whatever name & language makes you comfortable. 

i will trust you to discover who you are, and i will support your discoveries.

i will love you the same, and i will try to understand the life that makes you happy, and the things you tell me. and when i do not understand i will keep trying, and i will support you all the same. 

it is not your job to be the person i want, it is my job to help you be the happiest version of the person you are.

me once i get top surgery

look I'm a lesbian but I 100% agree men need to dress sluttier and you know I'm being selfless bc I get nothing out of this. dress sluttier it's good for you