The Penis Smp Containment Breach, September 6th 2021

PSA

theres a new product by verzion called “hum” that allows your parents to track your car and places you go, if your parents are controlling like mine please check under your steering wheel to make sure that they havent installed this

Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.

Has came true............

I dont know why I feel like I have to show people this screenshot I just do

person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now

Dormant Predators

so anne boleyn historically said "I wouldn't be such a b**ch if you could get it up?" why am I not surprised