Wow Bro That Sounds Really Rough *gently Places My Hand On Your Cock* I Want You To Know If You Ever

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

I was gonna make a post that's like 'casual racism implies the existence of ranked competitive racism" but then I realized ranked competitive racism is just the U.S. presidential election

please read the best twitter story i’ve seen all week

I fucking love the "the Colonel calls me Riza when we're alone" scene for a lot of reasons because come on but I need to specify that one of them is that this is Roy and Riza we're talking about, they probably have thousands of secret codes and passwords that they could use on eachother that no one else would know and yet Riza decided to try with this particular method that insinuates she's getting it on with her boss which makes me believe she just thought it would be funny and wanted to fuck with Envy, like, "aw, you know what would be hilarious, actually? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" and it totally worked

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Mangrove Swamp/Jungle seed

No more shaved pussy we need to bring back bush i hope whoever invented shaved pussy is in hell

"Althought we sisters are supposed to be invisible. God has nevertheless given us eyes and ears."

CONCLAVE (2024) dir. Edward Berger

Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

drug dealer but he sells drugs that make you feel the way you felt november 2020