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Eye surgery for Pi!

We have an estimate on my cat, Pi's surgery to remove her eye. It's $1200 not including RX. The surgery is on Wednesday the 17th.

We are currently in the middle of a large scale move due to rising expenses. Our vet has opened a help bucket for Pi and is accepting donations through phone calls!

If you want to help please Dm me privately so I can give you the information on the vet and how to help this way! (I don't want to dox my vet)

I am also opening emergency commissions on my Ko-fi if you want something in return! (Link)

Thank you for any help!

Okay, I have found a way to add in transmasc people

also I asked this in a discord server I'm in and I was wondering if you would be interested in seeing this kind of thing :O

YEAH ID LOVE TO SEE YOUR THOUGHTS ON EVERY UNDEAD STORY! (ressun perhaps? summer vacation perhaps?? 👀) especially if happyele goes through with !!!-era, it'd be a lovely send-off to !-era and !!-era to read all the stories.

also as someone with absolutely awful memory story summaries would be so helpful im gonna be referencing your summaries all the time. will you be reading gacha stories as well or just the main event stories (although even just event stories is time consuming enough, nothing but respect for you)

[TL] PYSCHOBREAK/Chapter 3

[ This post uses Ois~su ♪ ]

Rei: Umu. I did some research regarding it, and I found that no one in RhythmLink requested that we take part in the experiment.

Koga: Huh? W-whaddya mean!?

Rei: I asked and it seems that it was a machine we spoke with. No real person knows about the experiment— that is the story they are sticking with.

It is unusual for myself to put on a serious face, but this time I feigned total ignorance…

It was rather bold of me, to tell a lie.

Kaoru: Yup. The higher ups thought we were behaving recklessly and were all up in arms about it.

Adonis: Umu. We were flooded with messages asking what HELLSING was.

Koga: I-I’m startin’ to feel kinda scared…

Guess I’m speakin’ with hindsight but we was probably too hasty ‘bout gettin’ involved with a questionable experiment.

Rei: So it seems… We realised we were losing popularity and tried to regain as much control as we could as quickly as we could.

And it all snowballed from there. In reality, I am as much of a fool as I thought I was— I must reflect on this.

Kaoru: You can reflect later, but first we need to focus on the problem at hand.

Rei 2: Eh? Where’s the problem?

Ain’t this turnin’ into a good thing for you guys?

Kaoru: Okay? Fake Rei-kun, can you shut it? We’re having an important conversation right now, alright?

Rei 2: Haha, someone’s in a bad mood~! If your lack of sleep is gettin’ to ya, why dontcha sleep with me, Kaoru-cha~n ♪

Kaoru: Wa, nononono….You’re just being creepy and gross now. Adonis-kun, you deal with him.

Adonis: I’d rather not either. Please don’t pass him to me.

…Despite his appearance, the fake Sakuma-senpai is nothing like him.

As things are now, fake me probably has a different personality too.

Adonis 2: ...

Rei 2: Our recall ain’t perfect yet, ‘n we still got a long way t’go. But hey, we’re still collectin’ data from you as we speak—

Sooner or later​, we’re gonna be so similar to you that even your parents won’t be able t’tell the difference.

Adonis: Is that your purpose?

Rei 2: You oughta be usin’ keigo, kohai. Even though we’re brand new, you still gotta pay respect to us.

Rei: I actually feel rather lonely when someone speaks to me in keigo. It's distant.

Rei 2: You’ve gotten soft, real me.

Well whatever. Becomin’ ‘real’ is instinct, but not our purpose.

We don’t have a sense of purpose.

Like I said earlier, we’re machines, wooden dolls, puppets. We ain’t got a heart, jus’ programmin’.

To feel, to think, to desire—

And dreamin’ too, is an annoyin’ flaw unique to you humans.

Rei: I believe that is what makes humans so fantastic.

We should move on. Questioning these fakes is not worth our time. Let us leave these machines behind and begin exploring the inside of the facilities.

Though it seems they have already disposed of any evidence, perhaps we can locate some documents here and there. Then we can discover why this has taken place.

And before you ask, I have already reported what we know so far to ES and the RhythmLink higher ups, and have been given permission to search the facilities.

Adonis: As always, Sakuma-senpai is fast at covering all his bases.

Rei: That’s one of my strong points. Of course, we are far from experts, and I don’t expect to find much–

But what else can we do in this moment?

Rei 2: Whilst you’re doin’ that, we’ll carry on with idol activities in your place.

Koga: Haa? Get over yourselves, you ain’t real.

The fans are confused ‘cos of you. They don’t wanna see fakes that only look like us from the outside, you bastards.

Rei 2: Confused? But from what I saw, there were a lot of really happy fans?

It’s pretty funny once you realise but–

When fans saw what HELLSING was up to, they was so happy, cryin’ too, goin’ “The real UNDEAD are back!”

Can you guys even afford a detour by checkin’ out the facility?

Whilst you’re worryin’ ‘bout things that don’t matter, we’re replacin’ you ♪

Koga: ...

[ ☆ ]

Chapter 2

twt seemed to enjoy it so heres Arneb in the Babygirl Pose

"Matchless Under Moonlight, The Crimson Pomegranate" or how to make akatsuki pomegranate hibiscus tea ^-^

ingredience:

- 4 cups water

- 1/3 cup loose hibiscus tea

- 1 cup pomegranate nectar

- serve with ice, lemon and fresh rosemary

bring water to a boil and steep your loose tea in it for around 4 minutes. strain the tea. pour in pomegranate juice, remove from the stove and let it cool until, well, cooled (and remember, never put hot things right away in the fridge!! let it sit and reach room temperature first).

fill a glass (previously refrigerated) with ice, pour in your tea, add a lemon wedge and rosemary on top 👍

notes: it is also very nice when consumed hot (tho in that case use a cup/mug instead. glass does not do well with rapid changes in temperature. for that same reason really make sure to chill your tea before adding it to a glass full of ice, suddenly pouring in hot drink will make your glass explode everywhere)

@staff where is the palestine tag.

The song is Banana Shake (sped up)

Adonis impressions!!

Kaori and Sports Survivors under the cut :D