i do what i want ;)aromantic/agender/asexualso many fandoms live rent free in my head
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you could knock their heads together and you'd hear an echo
the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
:)
ngl the baron got the best ending in wwdits
he went from the angriest man in the world miserable because he couldnt have a family to a loving husband, father, and dog owner while still retaining the respect of his peers (through violence)
stardew valley sequel where it's an intense political simulator and you're trying to topple mayor lewis and take over the town
Nothing is perfect except The Lego Batman movie that film is a masterpiece
the reason bobby is gonna wake up in his coffin is cause Brad is gonna go full saltburn on his grave
Sorry to anyone who's finding out via this meme.
Me scrambling to make this meme like Im riding in via horseback to warn my town about an invasion
i make myself laugh
you know what? fuck it.
ALL OF US BEING LIKE YEAH THEY PROBABLY RAN OUT OF IDEAS
SPOILER ALERT
THEY DIDN’T
he's a landlord. he's a childhood cancer survivor. he's an accused terrorist. he's my special princess.
a pre-buddie maddieeddiesode with buck in mortal peril would go unbelievably hard. maddie is trying to be tactful about the whole thing but failing because she (much like her brother) is fundamentally incapable of being normal. and meanwhile eddie is trying to pretend not to notice until finally he snaps and is just like YES okay im in love with him we all obviously know this, it’s not news, is this really the time? because Buck is about to die from being buried in toxic sludge. or whatever. and maddie is like hm 🤐 well i didn’t actually say anything. and eddie is like you were saying it. With Your Eyes. stop looking at me with your eyes.
Buck goes to visit Eddie and Chris. While he’s gone. There’s a news story about two civilians rescuing someone from some disaster.
Chim: Did you hear about what happened in El Paso?
Bobby: A bit, but I didn’t pay much attention.
Hen: What do you mean?
Bobby: Not my circus, not my monkeys.
*Bobby’s phone rings*
Bobby (on phone): Yes, this is Captain Nash. Yes. Oh. Oh no. Oh my god. Thank god. Yes, of course. Right away.
*hangs up phone*
Bobby: . . . . So, apparently those were my monkeys.
The rest of B-Shift hearing about Ravi committing domestic terrorism for the sake of Chimney even after Bobby offered to take the fall and just thinking, “Oh God, they finally got him. They roped Ravi into their sick little co-dependent work family. We’re never getting him back.”
what if you were in an AIR VENT and on the phone with YOUR WIFE and then there was an EXPLOSION and your BEST FRIEND is INJURED and you LOSE YOUR MASK and get exposed to AN EXTREMELY DEADLY VIRUS
hey chimney nation how we feeling
What the fuck 9-1-1?? What do you MEAN Chim has Super Ebola and Hen has a collapsed lung and Ravi’s gonna be arrested by the army for domestic terrorism and Eddie Diaz is an Uber driver
“my husband, captain nash.” “maybe i should be dealing with someone else.” “oh you’re dealing with me.” she walked through fire to save her husband. conflict of interests aren’t going to stop her.
If I had a nickel every time Chimney Han got infected by a deadly virus from work where he was in a vent I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice
bobby faking his death to avoid getting imprisoned for being an enemy of the state. walk with me, hold my hand, follow my lead....
eddie is driving around in his prius yelling out the lyrics to unwritten smiling to himself thinking about facetiming his boybestfriend and he doesn't even KNOW!!! fuck!!!!!
Buck: NO ONE ELSE IS QUITTING THIS MONTH The rest of the 118:
buck CRYING hen CRYING maddie CRYING chimney DYING bobby DYING(?) eddie BALLROOM DANCING ravi SERVING athena SERVING
buck and maddie breaking their professional persona over the radio. buck begging his sister to help him save their family, maddie just wanting him safe. this is everything I've ever wanted.
we're the army. this is why he thinks the law doesn't apply to eddie and his silver star
so true
the PROMO???? um HELLO ????
911 spoilers
this is so not funny do NOT make the encephalitis joke and then have his ass not pull through i will lose my goddamn mind
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